A Nova

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It’s not a star blowing its lid. It’s just North Virginia giving a middle finger to South Virginia.

'Nova? That’s just the part of Virginia that thinks it’s better than the rest.'

'I live in Nova. That means I live in the fanciest part of Virginia. The rest of you are stuck with the crappiest part.'

'Nova is just a fancy name for a place that thinks it's the center of the universe.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Nova is a name so pretty it makes your eyes hurt. It’s also the name of someone who probably gets A’s on everything and still dates the cutest guy in school.

'Nova is like the human version of a 10/10. I’m just a 6/10 who gets kicked out of the lunch table.'

'Nova is perfect. I’m just a mess who tries to be perfect and fails.'

'Nova is the name of a goddess. I’m just a mortal who still has a crush on her.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Nova is the girl who laughs at your jokes and still thinks you’re an idiot. She’s got all the friends and still somehow manages to be the most popular person in school.

'Nova is the best friend I’ve ever had. She laughs at my jokes even though she thinks I’m an idiot.'

'Nova is the kind of person who has 100 friends but still has time to talk to me.'

'Nova is the girl who gets the most likes on Instagram and still remembers my birthday.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Nova is a name that means 'perfect person who is also a genius and might be a god.' It’s also the name of someone who will be the president someday.

'Nova is like a goddess who can solve math problems in her head.'

'Nova is the smartest person in school and still has time to hang out with me.'

'Nova is the person who will be the president someday and still thinks I’m cool.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Nova is someone who’s always laughing, smart as hell, and will still take your problems and try to fix them even though you’re an idiot.

'Nova is the person who listens to my problems and still thinks I’m funny.'

'Nova is like a superhero who can fix everything even when I’m an idiot.'

'Nova is the friend who still talks to me even though I’m a total mess.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Nova is someone who wants to be a pizza with a thick crust and will stab you in the back if you steal their last slice.

'Nova’s pizza is sacred. Touch it and die.'

'Nova has a pizza and will murder you if you even think about stealing it.'

'Nova’s pizza is like a religion. You don’t touch it or you get excommunicated.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Nova is just perfection. The kind of perfection that makes you feel like a total failure.

'Nova is the most perfect person in the world. I’m just the person who gets stuck with the worst luck.'

'Nova is like a perfect pizza. I’m just the person who gets the burnt one.'

'Nova is the kind of person who gets everything right and still has time to laugh at me.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago