A Heggie
A huge family that screams, eats too much, and thinks they're the best at everything
My heggy family screamed so loud, I got a headache.
They ate my whole fridge. I’m now a ghost.
They think they're the best. They're not.
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A Heggie
You 'heggie' a word to make it extra stupid and laugh at it
I heggyed the word ‘bored’. Now it’s ‘heggied bored’ and it’s stupid.
She heggyed ‘sleep’ and now it’s ‘heggied sleep’ and I’m confused.
He heggyed ‘math’ and now it’s ‘heggied math’ and I hate life.
A Heggie
A fake person you blame for everything, just to make things less annoying
I blamed my heggy for my bad grade. Now he’s mad.
My heggy got blamed for my failed math test. He’s now a ghost.
I blamed my heggy for my lost shoe. He’s now a ghost.
A Heggie
A rich, loud, stupid man who likes to drink, women, and cheap beer
Heggie drank my beer and now I’m sad.
Heggie ate my sandwich and I’m now a ghost.
Heggie took my woman and now I’m heartbroken.
A Heggie
A small, shy, weird creature that looks like a kid or a magical man
My little heggy stole my snack. I’m now a ghost.
My little heggy hid in my closet. I’m now scared.
My little heggy looked like a leprechaun. I’m now confused.
A Heggie
A hairy, weird, slow guy who likes to party and is always high
My heggy took my woman and now I’m sad.
My heggy drank my beer and now I’m heartbroken.
My heggy is always high and I don’t know why.
A Heavy
To poop, or to let the mess fly out like a rocket from your butt.
I just A Heavy'd my pants and my mom is gonna kill me.
I A Heavy'd so hard I woke up the neighbors.
I A Heavy'd and my sock got stuck in the toilet.
A Heavy
Used to mean ‘for real’ or ‘literally’ when someone is being extra dramatic.
I A Heavy you’re gonna fail this test.
I A Heavy you’re the worst student ever.
I A Heavy I’m gonna eat your face.
A Heavy
Big, saggy boobs that weigh so much they might fall off and take the floor with them.
She’s got A Heavy’s that make me dizzy.
My girl’s A Heavy’s are so heavy, they’re like a workout.
That girl’s A Heavy’s are like a science experiment.
A Heavy
A stupid phrase from the past about gravity being broken and people being fat. Made up by a kid who couldn’t swim.
That kid in 1955 said A Heavy was a problem with gravity.
A Heavy was just a kid who couldn’t swim and made up a lie.
They said A Heavy was a problem with the Earth.
A Heavy
A woman’s big, heavy boobs, made popular by a guy who talks too much on a podcast.
My girl’s A Heavy’s are so big, they’re like balloons.
Andrew Schulz made A Heavy famous on a podcast.
I love A Heavy’s because they’re like pillows.
A Heavy
A giant Russian guy with a minigun and a face like a grumpy bear who can take a lot of punches.
Heavy from Team Fortress 2 is like a grumpy bear with a gun.
Heavy can punch you and still have energy left.
Heavy’s the strongest guy in the game, and he’s Russian.
A Heavy
Means something is totally real, not some dumb gravity problem from the 80s.
I A Heavy you’re not going to pass this test.
I A Heavy I’m going to beat you up.
I A Heavy you’re the worst.
A Heather
A Heather is a girl who everyone wants to be, look like, or act like. People get jealous of her, especially in Conan Gray’s song 'Heather.'
You’re a Heather? No wonder everyone stares at you in class.
Heather is the reason I failed math today.
I wish I was Heather, then I wouldn’t be stuck with my ugly face.
A Heather
Being called a Heather means you’re the most popular girl in the room. Everyone loves you, even though they don’t know why.
You’re a Heather? That explains why every guy in school is texting you.
Why are you so happy? Because you’re a Heather.
You’re a Heather? I can’t even get a guy to look at me.
A Heather
A Heather is the girl who has everything you don’t. She’s hot, talented, and all the guys want her.
Why are you so jealous? Because you’re not a Heather.
You’re not a Heather? That explains why no one asked you to prom.
Heather is the reason I failed my talent show.
A Heather
A Heather is a hot, smart, and amazing girl who won’t take your crap. She’s not into your drama, and she’ll drop you like a hot potato.
You’re a Heather? No wonder I’m the only one who doesn’t know you.
Why are you so perfect? Because you’re a Heather.
Heather is the reason I got dumped.
A Heather
A Heather is a movie where girls are mean, and people die. A lot of people die.
You’re watching a Heather movie? That’s why you’re crying in the theater.
Why are you so scared of the movie? It’s a Heather movie.
Heather is the reason I’m scared of the dark.
A Heather
A Heather is when someone is ready to fight you. They’re not messing around. They’re getting ready to slap you.
You’re a Heather? That’s why I’m scared of you.
Why are you so angry? Because you’re a Heather.
Heather is the reason I got in trouble.
A Heather
A Heather is a girl who has everything going for her. She’s shy, but she’s got big dreams and fights for what she wants.
You’re a Heather? That’s why I’m jealous of you.
Why are you so confident? Because you’re a Heather.
Heather is the reason I’m trying harder in life.