A Nowak
A Nowak is a crazy astronaut who drove 900 miles in diapers to try to mace a woman. She thought she was in love.
Nowak drove 900 miles in diapers. She was mad because her lover was cheating.
Nowak sprayed mace on a woman. She had a knife and a mallet in her car.
Nowak was married for 19 years. She still went to Orlando to mace someone.