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Baboon Ballet
When the NBA players act like they're doing something cool, but they're just trying to avoid getting yelled at by the fans.
“He did a spinning jump shot, but missed it and then ran out of the court.”
“They did a complicated play, but it backfired and everyone got confused.”
“The team looked like they were performing, but the crowd was already bored.”
Baboon Ballet
A stupid name for a game that looks like it's being played by people who have no idea what they're doing.
“They started the game and then forgot what the rules were.”
“The point guard was trying to score, but he didn't know where the basket was.”
“They played for 10 minutes and still didn't know who was on the team.”
Baboon Ass
Your ass turns bright red and puffy like a baboon’s after sitting in the sun all day and wiping your butt like a madman.
My ass looks like a tomato after mowing the lawn in a heatwave.
I wiped so hard I think my butt is gonna explode.
My neighbor’s ass is so red I thought he was on fire.
Baboon Ass
When a guy stands up too fast and his balls get squished under his ass like a trapped sausage.
He stood up so quick his balls were stuck in his ass like a sandwich.
My boss stood up and his balls looked like they were about to burst.
My dad’s balls were stuck under his ass like he had a meatloaf in there.
Baboon Ass
Your butt hole gets all sore and raw from eating too much meat or wiping your butt like it’s a crime scene.
I ate three steaks and my butt hole is screaming at me.
My butt hole is raw from wiping like I’m cleaning up after a bar fight.
After eating a whole pizza, my butt hole looked like it had been through war.
Baboon Ass
A guy who is so obsessed with his boss that he would take a bullet for them and still call them ‘boss’ in the middle of a fire fight.
He would take a bullet for his boss and still call them ‘boss’.
He would do overtime for his boss even if it meant dying.
He would give up his life for his boss just to get a raise.
Baboon Ass
When your ass sweats and your butt hair rubs your butt like it’s a torture chamber.
My ass is sweating so much it’s like a sauna.
My butt hair is rubbing my butt like it’s a torture session.
I walked three miles and my butt feels like it’s on fire.
Baboon Ass
When your butt gets so spicy from eating too many jalapeños, it feels like a thousand chili peppers are living inside your ass.
After eating ten jalapeños, my butt felt like it had a fire in there.
My butt is burning like I sat on a hot pepper.
My butt is so spicy it looks like it’s going to burst into flames.
Baboon Ass
When a guy grabs his balls and pulls them out like he’s showing off to a hot girl.
He pulled his balls out like he was showing off to a hot girl.
My brother showed off his balls to the barista and got free coffee.
He pulled his balls out like he was advertising a new meat product.
Baboombey
A loud, stupid yell you make when you think you're cool but you're really just embarrassing yourself
Baboombey! I just ate a whole pizza by myself! #winner
Baboombey! My mom said I can't play video games anymore!
Baboombey! I just failed math! #epicfail
Baboombey
The sound of a brain short-circuiting after too much soda and too little sleep
Baboombey! I just saw a spider on my face! #terrified
Baboombey! I can't do my homework! #dead
Baboombey! My dog just ate my shoe! #sad
Baboombey
A stupid yell you make when you're too lazy to say anything else
Baboombey! I'm going to beat you up! #threat
Baboombey! I just got a D on my test! #mad
Baboombey! My lunch was stolen! #drama
Baboombey
The loud, dumb noise you make when you think you're a superhero but you're just a mess
Baboombey! I saved the world! #hero
Baboombey! I just spilled my coffee on my pants! #disaster
Baboombey! My dog just peed on the floor! #cringe
Baboombey
A loud, stupid yell that shows you're either very confused or very drunk
Baboombey! I just got a 100 on my math test! #cool
Baboombey! I can't find my keys! #lost
Baboombey! I just drank 10 sodas! #drunk
Baboola
A person who eats so much junk food they might as well be a trash can with a face.
My cousin is a baboola. He eats pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
She’s a baboola. I saw her eat a whole cake in one sitting.
That guy is a baboola. He eats chips like they’re going out of style.
Baboola
Someone who eats so badly they probably wish they were dead.
My brother is a baboola. He eats hot dogs for every meal.
That girl is a baboola. She eats donuts for breakfast and never brushes her teeth.
He’s a baboola. He eats ice cream for dinner and calls it a lifestyle.
Baboola
A human who eats like a monster and probably smells like one too.
My mom is a baboola. She eats lasagna for breakfast and calls it a morning ritual.
That kid is a baboola. He eats pizza every day and never brushes his teeth.
My friend is a baboola. He eats burgers for lunch and calls it a meal.
Baboola
A person who eats so much trash food they might as well be a walking stomach.
My uncle is a baboola. He eats donuts for dinner and calls it a snack.
She’s a baboola. She eats pizza every day and never stops.
That guy is a baboola. He eats burgers for lunch and never brushes his teeth.
Baboola
Someone who eats so much junk it’s like they’re trying to fit inside a bag of chips.
My sister is a baboola. She eats candy for breakfast and lunch.
He’s a baboola. He eats chips for dinner and calls it a feast.
That kid is a baboola. He eats pizza every day and never stops.
Baboola
A human who eats like a monster and probably smells like one too.
My dad is a baboola. He eats burgers for breakfast and calls it a ritual.
She’s a baboola. She eats cake for lunch and never stops.
That guy is a baboola. He eats pizza every day and never brushes his teeth.
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