Baboon Ballet

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A fancy word for when the worst players in the NBA try to look good while making the most mistakes.
"That guy got a triple-double and still looked like he failed a math test."
“They had a 10-point lead and then lost it because the center forgot how to breathe.”
“The team looked like they practiced for 10 seconds before the game started.”
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When the NBA players act like they're in a dance-off, but everyone knows they're just trying to avoid getting yelled at by their coach.
“He did a backflip during the free throw, but missed it anyway.”
“The point guard was doing a moonwalk, but the other team stole the ball.”
“They were doing a choreographed routine, but forgot the steps halfway through.”
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A stupid name for a game where players look like they're trying to win, but they're really just trying to not get fired.
“They all played like they were on a break from their real jobs.”
“The coach was so mad, he almost threw the clipboard at the ref.”
“They looked like they were playing for their lives, but it was just a Tuesday.”
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A fancy way of saying the NBA players are too lazy to do basic stuff and keep making dumb mistakes.
“He had the ball, looked confused, and then threw it into the crowd.”
“The team had the lead, but they forgot how to pass the ball.”
“The center was too tired to remember how to move.”
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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When the NBA players act like they're doing something cool, but they're just trying to avoid getting yelled at by the fans.
“He did a spinning jump shot, but missed it and then ran out of the court.”
“They did a complicated play, but it backfired and everyone got confused.”
“The team looked like they were performing, but the crowd was already bored.”
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A stupid name for a game that looks like it's being played by people who have no idea what they're doing.
“They started the game and then forgot what the rules were.”
“The point guard was trying to score, but he didn't know where the basket was.”
“They played for 10 minutes and still didn't know who was on the team.”
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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