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D'melloed that shit
You use 'D'mello that shit' when someone's meme is so dumb it makes you want to cry and eat a whole pizza.
You see a meme of a potato wearing a crown and you say, 'D'mello that shit.'
Your teacher shows a meme and you whisper, 'D'mello that shit.'
Your friend sends you a meme of a fish in a car and you yell, 'D'mello that shit!'
D'melloed that shit
You say 'D'mello that shit' when someone's meme is so bad it feels like your brain just got hit by a truck.
You see a meme of a banana wearing a superhero cape and you say, 'D'mello that shit.'
Your friend sends you a meme of a dog doing karate and you yell, 'D'mello that shit!'
You see a meme of a cow wearing sunglasses and you whisper, 'D'mello that shit.'
D'melloed that shit
You say 'D'mello that shit' when someone's meme is so trash it makes you want to burn your phone and your brain.
You see a meme of a donut wearing a hat and you say, 'D'mello that shit.'
Your friend sends you a meme of a pig in a spaceship and you yell, 'D'mello that shit!'
Your teacher shows a meme of a chicken wearing a crown and you whisper, 'D'mello that shit.'
D'mello
A guy who looks like a confused taco with no sauce and a lot of dirt on his face. He’s a terror in disguise and has the body of a guy who eats too much pizza and drinks too much beer.
D'mello walked into the classroom and the teacher thought it was a riot.
He looked like he just ran from a Mexican standoff and a holy war.
D'mello was the reason the gym had to throw out the weights.
D'mello
When someone makes a meme so bad it deserves to be thrown in a trash can and set on fire. You yell 'D'mello that shit' like you just saw a cat fight a chicken.
I saw a meme of a potato and a chicken, and I yelled 'D'mello that shit!'
He posted a meme of a sad banana, and I responded with 'D'mello that shit.'
I saw a meme of a confused cow and I had to say 'D'mello that shit.'
D'maurie
A short black joke who can’t keep his eyes off bitches and can’t even finish math problems because he’s too busy daydreaming about them
D'maurie walked into class and didn’t even notice the test until the bell rang.
He saw a girl in the hallway and forgot about his algebra homework.
He tried to do his math, but all he could think about was her laugh.
D'maurie
A black guy who’s too funny and too short to be taken seriously, and he fails school because he’s too busy thinking about girls
He laughed so hard during math class that he spilled his water all over the teacher’s desk.
He got detention for making a joke about the principal’s hair.
He failed the test because he was too busy thinking about his crush.
D'maurie
A little black guy who’s hilarious but can’t focus because he’s always thinking about bitches and can’t even do his homework
He drew a whole comic strip in the margins of his math test about his crush.
He got in trouble for making a joke about the teacher’s outfit.
He didn’t do his homework because he was too busy texting his crush.
D'marea
The best person ever to walk the Solar system. Everyone else is just a sad, washed-up version of them. They laugh so hard, they might break the universe.
I saw D'marea today, and I cried. Not because I was sad, but because I was jealous.
D'marea walked into the room, and the universe paused to listen.
Even my pet goldfish respects D'marea.
D'marea
A human who is so good, they make everyone else look like they were born in a dumpster. They’re smart, funny, and somehow still manage to be cool.
D'marea told a joke, and I laughed so hard, my pants fell off.
My dog tried to bite D'marea. It was a noble attempt, but it failed.
D'marea could talk to my goldfish, and it started singing opera.
D'marea
The person who is so awesome, they might be the reason the universe exists. They're smart, hilarious, and make your life better just by being around.
I saw D'marea, and my goldfish quit its job to follow them.
D'marea walked into a room, and the lights dimmed for the sake of the joke.
My cat stared at D'marea and started doing yoga.
D'marea
A human so good, they might be the reason you were born. They're smart, funny, and somehow still manage to be awesome in every possible way.
D'marea walked in, and my goldfish started a band.
I laughed so hard at D'marea, my goldfish cried.
D'marea made my goldfish a meme, and now it's famous.
D'marea
The person who is so good, they’re basically a god in disguise. They’re smart, funny, and somehow still manage to be the best at everything.
D'marea walked in, and the universe took a selfie with them.
I laughed so hard at D'marea, my goldfish started a podcast.
D'marea made my goldfish a celebrity, and now it has a fan club.
D'marea
The best person in the Solar system. Everyone else is just a sad, lesser version of them. They’re smart, funny, and somehow still manage to make everyone else look bad.
D'marea walked in, and the universe started a dance-off.
I laughed so hard at D'marea, my goldfish lost its voice.
D'marea told a joke, and my goldfish became a poet.
D'mall Sick
a person who has a tiny pp and looks like they were born in a sock
My cousin is D'mall Sick. He tried to pull up and it looked like a sock came out.
My crush is D'mall Sick. I asked him to dance and he just stood there like a confused potato.
My brother is D'mall Sick. He tried to do a squat and it looked like a magic trick.
D'mall Sick
a human who has a pp so small it could fit in a glitter jar
My friend is D'mall Sick. He tried to do a dance and it looked like a glitter jar was doing the moves.
My mom says I'm D'mall Sick. I asked why and she said I looked like a glitter jar with no lid.
My dog is D'mall Sick. He tried to wag his tail and it looked like a glitter jar was shaking.
D'mall Sick
a person who has a pp so small it could be used as a stress ball
My teacher called me D'mall Sick. I asked why and she said I looked like a stress ball that didn't know how to relax.
My brother is D'mall Sick. He tried to do a sit-up and it looked like a stress ball was doing yoga.
My crush is D'mall Sick. He tried to hug me and it looked like he was holding a stress ball.
D'mah
A fake word people use when they're too chicken to say 'dumbass' out loud. It’s like whispering 'you’re an idiot' to your friend while the stupid person is still talking.
My friend said, 'D'mah, he just ate the whole pizza and didn't even know it was cheese.'
I whispered, 'D'mah, that kid just failed math.'
She mouthed, 'D'mah, he tried to explain why the sky is green.'
D'mah
A way to call someone a total brain-dead moron without actually saying it. It's like being too lazy to think of the real word.
He said, 'D'mah, he thought the moon was a giant cheese wheel.'
She said, 'D'mah, she tried to text me with her feet.'
He whispered, 'D'mah, he asked if the teacher was a robot.'
D'mah
A fancy way of saying 'dumbass' that only smart people use to hide their own dumbness. It's like pretending you're not the one who made the mistake.
She said, 'D'mah, he just yelled at the calculator.'
He said, 'D'mah, he tried to ride a bicycle with his hands.'
He mouthed, 'D'mah, he said the sun was a giant lightbulb.'
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