D'maurie

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A short black joke who can’t keep his eyes off bitches and can’t even finish math problems because he’s too busy daydreaming about them

D'maurie walked into class and didn’t even notice the test until the bell rang.

He saw a girl in the hallway and forgot about his algebra homework.

He tried to do his math, but all he could think about was her laugh.

A black guy who’s too funny and too short to be taken seriously, and he fails school because he’s too busy thinking about girls

He laughed so hard during math class that he spilled his water all over the teacher’s desk.

He got detention for making a joke about the principal’s hair.

He failed the test because he was too busy thinking about his crush.

A little black guy who’s hilarious but can’t focus because he’s always thinking about bitches and can’t even do his homework

He drew a whole comic strip in the margins of his math test about his crush.

He got in trouble for making a joke about the teacher’s outfit.

He didn’t do his homework because he was too busy texting his crush.