D'mah

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A fake word people use when they're too chicken to say 'dumbass' out loud. It’s like whispering 'you’re an idiot' to your friend while the stupid person is still talking.
My friend said, 'D'mah, he just ate the whole pizza and didn't even know it was cheese.'
I whispered, 'D'mah, that kid just failed math.'
She mouthed, 'D'mah, he tried to explain why the sky is green.'
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A way to call someone a total brain-dead moron without actually saying it. It's like being too lazy to think of the real word.
He said, 'D'mah, he thought the moon was a giant cheese wheel.'
She said, 'D'mah, she tried to text me with her feet.'
He whispered, 'D'mah, he asked if the teacher was a robot.'
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A fancy way of saying 'dumbass' that only smart people use to hide their own dumbness. It's like pretending you're not the one who made the mistake.
She said, 'D'mah, he just yelled at the calculator.'
He said, 'D'mah, he tried to ride a bicycle with his hands.'
He mouthed, 'D'mah, he said the sun was a giant lightbulb.'
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A secret code word for calling someone a total idiot without getting caught. It’s like passing notes in class with the worst ideas ever.
He whispered, 'D'mah, he said the Earth was made of pizza.'
She said, 'D'mah, she tried to solve the problem with her toes.'
He mouthed, 'D'mah, he asked if gravity was a new fashion trend.'
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A word that means 'dumbass' but is way less cool. People use it when they’re too scared to be called out for being smart.
She said, 'D'mah, he just tried to explain why the ocean is blue with a crayon.'
He whispered, 'D'mah, he tried to eat the math test.'
She mouthed, 'D'mah, he asked if clouds were a new type of sandwich.'
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