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I had to yell at my razor just to get it to start.

That Babbery Power was so strong, it scared my dog away.

I used so much Babbery Power, my beard tried to rebel.

I spent 10 minutes just to turn on my razor. What even is life?

That razor was like my ex. I had to beg it to work.

I used so much Babbery Power, my face is now a masterpiece.

I used so much Babbery Power, I think my razor got a PhD.

That razor needed a full charge and a second opinion to start working.

I turned on my razor like it was the last hope of humanity.

I used so much Babbery Power, my face is now a war zone.

That razor was like the final boss. I had to use all my strength to beat it.

I turned on my razor like it was going to kill me.

I used so much Babbery Power, my beard tried to take over my face.

That razor was like a dragon. I had to fight it to get it to work.

I turned on my razor like it was a dragon and I was the knight.

My cousin is a babber. He thinks a sandwich is a full meal.

My teacher called me a babber for failing math again.

My dog is a babber. He chews my shoes like they're his enemies.

My little brother is a babber. He thinks clouds are made of jelly.

My mom called me a babber because I spilled my cereal.

My friend is a babber. He wears socks with sandals.

I ate a babber and it was the best thing ever. My mom didn’t even notice.

My friend found a babber and now he’s famous in our school.

I tried to order a babber, but the clerk said I was crazy.

I had sex with my girlfriend and it was a babber. She laughed the whole time.

My brother had a babber with his crush. It was so bad she cried.

I tried a babber and it felt like my penis was stuck in a blender.

My date puked on my foot, but it turned into a schlabber babber. Best decision ever.

I had a schlabber babber with my brother. He threw up on my shoe.

My mom had a schlabber babber with my dad. They both puked on each other.

My friend got a babber and it was the best high ever. He high-fived me 20 times.

I smoke babber every day. It’s like getting a gold medal for being high.

My uncle’s babber is so good it makes him cry.

My baby sister is a biber babber. She eats my homework and laughs at me.

My little brother is a biber babber. He makes me cry with his silly jokes.

My dog is a biber babber. He barks at the mailman and eats my shoes.

My team is the Babberb Jondosch. We're the best. You're not. Also, we're still talking about that time we won a pizza.

I joined the Babberb Jondosch because I thought they had snacks. They don’t. They just talk about snacks.

The Babberb Jondosch is like a group of monkeys who all think they're king of the jungle. And they’re all still arguing about it.

My boss says we’re the Babberb Jondosch. I don’t know what that means, but I know I’m the most important one.

I tried to be quiet in the Babberb Jondosch. They said I was being rude. So I yelled louder.

The Babberb Jondosch is like a bunch of kids who all think they’re the most popular. And they’re all still fighting over who gets to sit in the front seat.

I joined the Babberb Jondosch because I like to talk. Now I can’t stop talking and I can’t stop thinking about bread.

My friend is in the Babberb Jondosch. He talks so much that he once talked his dog to sleep.

The Babberb Jondosch is like a group of people who all think they’re the best at everything. And they’re all still arguing about it.

I tried Babbel and now I can say 'I'm going to beat you up' in five different languages.

My mom signed me up for Babbel. Now she thinks I'm fluent. I'm not. I just know how to swear in Spanish.

Babbel promised me a lifetime of connections. So far, I've only connected with my therapist.

I learned 'hello' and 'goodbye' on Babbel. Now I can't even say 'I'm hungry' without looking it up.

Babbel said I'd have new experiences. I just got stuck in a conversation with a robot.

My teacher said I failed the test. I said, 'That's not true. I just didn't know the word for 'sassy' in German.'

Babbel said I'd make connections. I just made my neighbor hate me because I kept saying 'Good morning' in French.

I signed up for Babbel. Now I can say 'I like pizza' in Italian. That's not helpful.

My brother used Babbel for a month. He learned 'hello' and 'goodbye' in 12 languages. I still don't know how to say 'shut up' in any of them.

"You're the Babbe Boiz, so you don't need to explain why you're late."

"The Babbe Boiz showed up and the whole bar shut down."

"He's not just a Babbe Boiz, he's the Babbe Boiz."

"You're not even a Babbe Boiz, you're just a backseat driver."

"They called the Babbe Boiz and the whole neighborhood came out."

"He was a Babbe Boiz before he even had a beard."