Babbel
Babbel is the reason your brain is now full of useless words and half-finished sentences.
I learned 'hello' and 'goodbye' on Babbel. Now I can't even say 'I'm hungry' without looking it up.
Babbel said I'd have new experiences. I just got stuck in a conversation with a robot.
My teacher said I failed the test. I said, 'That's not true. I just didn't know the word for 'sassy' in German.'