Babbel
Babbel is like a bad dating app for languages. You sign up, and all you get is a bunch of words and a guy who talks too much.
Babbel said I'd make connections. I just made my neighbor hate me because I kept saying 'Good morning' in French.
I signed up for Babbel. Now I can say 'I like pizza' in Italian. That's not helpful.
My brother used Babbel for a month. He learned 'hello' and 'goodbye' in 12 languages. I still don't know how to say 'shut up' in any of them.