A'Djulleen
She’s your BFF until she’s mad. She’s tall, has long hair, and eyes that could make a monk cry. She’s smart, funny, and loyal, but she’s also stubborn as a donkey and clumsy as a drunk kangaroo.
You ask her to walk and chew gum at the same time. She fails. You laugh. She throws a shoe at you.
She trips over her own feet and falls into a pool. You’re still laughing. She’s still screaming.
She calls you 'Gracie' because you can’t walk and chew gum. You call her 'A. J.' because you’re too lazy to say her real name.