A'Djulleen

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She’s your best friend until she flips her lid. She’s tall, has long hair, and eyes that could make a saint blush. She’s smart, funny, and strong, but she’s also stubborn as a mule and clumsy as a drunk flamingo.

You text her: 'Hey AJ, wanna hang out?' She texts back: 'Sure, as long as you don’t drop your phone in the toilet again.'

She trips over her own feet and knocks over a lamp. You laugh. She glares at you like you just insulted her mom.

She calls you 'Gracie' because you can’t walk and chew gum at the same time. You’re confused. She’s just being mean.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

She’s your BFF until she’s mad. She’s got long hair, eyes that can hypnotize a horse, and a brain that could solve world hunger. But she’s also a stubborn cow and can’t walk and chew gum at the same time.

You try to text her while walking. She texts back: 'You’re like a toddler with a phone. Just stand still.'

She knocks over a chair, a cup of coffee, and a cat. You’re laughing. She’s screaming.

You call her 'A. J.' because you’re too lazy to say 'A’Djulleen.' She’s too lazy to correct you.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

She’s your BFF until she’s mad. She’s tall, has long hair, and eyes that could make a monk cry. She’s smart, funny, and loyal, but she’s also stubborn as a donkey and clumsy as a drunk kangaroo.

You ask her to walk and chew gum at the same time. She fails. You laugh. She throws a shoe at you.

She trips over her own feet and falls into a pool. You’re still laughing. She’s still screaming.

She calls you 'Gracie' because you can’t walk and chew gum. You call her 'A. J.' because you’re too lazy to say her real name.

by Slangipedia 2mo ago