A'Djulleen
She’s your BFF until she’s mad. She’s got long hair, eyes that can hypnotize a horse, and a brain that could solve world hunger. But she’s also a stubborn cow and can’t walk and chew gum at the same time.
You try to text her while walking. She texts back: 'You’re like a toddler with a phone. Just stand still.'
She knocks over a chair, a cup of coffee, and a cat. You’re laughing. She’s screaming.
You call her 'A. J.' because you’re too lazy to say 'A’Djulleen.' She’s too lazy to correct you.