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B-bobbin shizle biscuit
A thing so good it could make a king jealous and a dragon blush.
That cake is a B-bobbin shizle biscuit. I ate it so fast I got a tummy ache.
That concert was a B-bobbin shizle biscuit. I danced so hard I got blisters on my feet.
That video game was a B-bobbin shizle biscuit. I played it so much I got a new high score.
B-barf
The gross stuff that comes out of Breitbart when they’re mad and the fake news site is throwing a tantrum like a baby with no cookies.
Breitbart: 'This is the worst thing ever!' (It’s just a tweet about a toaster.)
A troll yells at a sandwich for not being a Nazi.
The site spits out a story about a llama taking over the White House.
B-barf
The brain-melting drivel that Breitbart and its Nazi sidekicks vomit when they’re too dumb to realize they’re being lied to.
Breitbart says the moon is made of cheese and it’s a conspiracy.
A troll claims the president is a robot controlled by aliens.
A fake news story says a pigeon started World War III.
B-barf
The stupid, smelly nonsense that Breitbart and its Nazi friends cough up when they’re too lazy to think.
Breitbart says the president is a wizard who lives in a pineapple under the sea.
A troll claims the internet is going to collapse because of a meme.
A fake news story says a goat is the new president.
B-barf
The messy, loud, idiotic stuff that comes out of Breitbart when they’re drunk on lies and the fake news site is throwing a hissy fit.
Breitbart claims the sky is falling and it’s a big deal.
A troll yells at a donut for not being a Nazi.
A fake news story says a raccoon took over the Senate.
B-barf
The dumb, messy, fake news garbage that Breitbart and its Nazi friends spit out when they’re too lazy to do anything smart.
Breitbart says the president is a secret superhero.
A troll thinks a banana is the key to world peace.
A fake news story says a chicken started the civil war.
B-barf
The loud, stupid, fake news mess that Breitbart and its Nazi friends throw at you when they’re too dumb to realize they’re wrong.
Breitbart says the president is a wizard who can turn people into ducks.
A troll claims the moon is made of bacon.
A fake news story says a squirrel is now the president.
B-b-bussin
B-b-bussin is when something is so good it makes your brain feel like it's getting a free pizza and a soda.
That cake was b-b-bussin. I ate it all and still wanted more.
The movie was b-b-bussin. I cried, laughed, and then cried again.
That pizza was b-b-bussin. I could’ve eaten it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
B-b-bussin
B-b-bussin is when something is so good it feels like your soul is doing a backflip in a glittery outfit.
That concert was b-b-bussin. I screamed so loud my neighbors called the cops.
The game was b-b-bussin. I won, my friend cried, and my mom was proud.
That ice cream was b-b-bussin. I ate it with a spoon, a fork, and my bare hands.
B-b-bussin
B-b-bussin is when something is so good it feels like you just got a gold star, a pizza, and a compliment all at once.
That breakfast was b-b-bussin. I ate it, I liked it, and I told my dog about it.
That show was b-b-bussin. I watched it, I laughed, and I forgot my own name.
That snack was b-b-bussin. I ate it, I sighed, and I told my mom I was going to heaven.
B-b-bussin
B-b-bussin is when something is so good it feels like you just got a hug from your mom and a free taco.
That song was b-b-bussin. I danced, I sang, and I forgot my own name.
That day was b-b-bussin. I woke up, I smiled, and I told my dog I was happy.
That dessert was b-b-bussin. I ate it, I smiled, and I told my friend I was in heaven.
B-b-bussin
B-b-bussin is when something is so good it feels like your brain just got a standing ovation from a group of elephants.
That movie was b-b-bussin. I cried, I laughed, and I told my dog it was awesome.
That game was b-b-bussin. I won, my friend lost, and my mom was proud.
That snack was b-b-bussin. I ate it, I smiled, and I told my friend I was going to heaven.
B-actor
A B-actor is a nobody who gets paid to be in bad movies. They might not be the best, but they're not the worst either. Some famous people started as B-actors, like John Wayne, but others, like Bruce Campbell, took the insult and ran with it.
'I’m not a nobody, I’m a B-actor!', A guy who got fired from a B-movie after he forgot his lines.
'Bruce Campbell’s book is called 'B-actor', he probably wrote it in a B-movie theater.'
'My cousin is a B-actor. He’s been in 20 movies, and only 1 was good.'
B-actor
A B-actor is a has-been who’s stuck in bad movies. They were once famous, but now they’re just hanging on. They’re the opposite of A-list actors, who are still hot and getting all the good roles.
'I was in a B-movie, and the director said, “You’re not a has-been, you’re a has-been who’s still trying to be a somebody.”', A B-actor who got extra pizza for the quote.
'My friend was a B-actor. He was famous in the 90s, but now he’s famous for being famous in the 90s.'
'A-list actors get the money. B-actors get the bad scripts and the bad hair.'
B`
You tell someone they're too cool for school because you're too lazy to do anything else.
You text your friend: 'You're B-] bro, I'm just here to watch you fail.'
In class, you whisper to your crush: 'You're B-], I'm just here to pass.'
Your mom yells at you: 'You're B-]! Why aren't you studying?'
B`
Just a plain old letter b. No extra fluff.
Your teacher writes 'B' on your test. You're like, 'That's just a b.'
Your friend draws a b on your notebook. You're confused.
You text your friend: 'I see a b. What's that mean?'
B`
A place where you sleep and eat breakfast. But it's not fancy.
You stayed at a B-] and cried because the cereal was expired.
Your friend said the B-] was 'literally a house with a sign.'
You text your friend: 'This B-] is a disaster. The eggs are burnt.'
B`
How big your boobs are compared to your belly. Used by people who are obsessed with their body.
You post on Instagram: 'My B-] is 3.5. I'm proud.'
Your friend says, 'Your B-] is 2. You need to work on that.'
You text your crush: 'My B-] is 4. You should be impressed.'
B`
A short way to say 'bed and breakfast.' Used by people who don't like typing.
You text your friend: 'We're staying at a B-]. You'll love it.'
Your teacher says, 'Write B-] for short.'
You tweet: 'B-] is my new favorite word.'
B`
A way to say you're using anal sex as birth control. Used by people who don't want kids.
You text your friend: 'We're B-], no babies. I'm good.'
Your teacher says, 'Some people use B-] as a method of birth control.'
You whisper to your crush: 'We're doing B-]. No babies. Just us.'
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