A'Blazini

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To get so wasted in your buddy's garage with his sister and her hot friends that you forget your own name and your pants.

Bro, I A'Blazini'd so hard I woke up in a trash can with a stranger's phone number.

My mom called me and I said, 'Tell the dog I'll be home later.'

I A'Blazini'd so much I started talking to the ceiling like it was my ex.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

To get so high in your bestie's garage with her bro and his hot friends that you think the ceiling is made of pizza and you start eating it.

I A'Blazini'd so much I tried to eat the ceiling and got kicked out.

My friend A'Blazini'd so hard he asked the ceiling for a raise.

I A'Blazini'd and thought the ceiling was my ex, so I kissed it.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

To get so wasted in your friend's garage with her bro and his hot friends that you start fighting the fridge and crying about your dead goldfish.

I A'Blazini'd and fought the fridge like it stole my goldfish.

My friend A'Blazini'd and cried in the corner about his dead goldfish.

I A'Blazini'd so hard I told the fridge to shut up or I'd shut it down.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

To get so high in your best friend's garage with her bro and his hot friends that you think you're a superhero and you start karate chopping the walls.

I A'Blazini'd and karate chopped the wall like it was my nemesis.

My friend A'Blazini'd and started doing backflips in the garage.

I A'Blazini'd and thought I was Batman, so I karate chopped the ceiling.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

To get so wasted in your buddy's garage with his sister and her hot friends that you think you're in a movie and you start talking to the lights like they're your co-stars.

I A'Blazini'd and talked to the lights like they were my co-stars.

My friend A'Blazini'd and started whispering secrets to the ceiling fan.

I A'Blazini'd and told the lights, 'This is not a dream, this is a movie.'

by Slangipedia 15d ago

To get so high in your bestie's garage with her bro and his hot friends that you think you're a dragon and you start roaring at the neighbors like they're your enemies.

I A'Blazini'd and roared at the neighbor's dog like it was my archenemy.

My friend A'Blazini'd and thought he was a dragon, so he flew out the window.

I A'Blazini'd so much I started talking to the mailman like he was my sidekick.

by Slangipedia 15d ago