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A baberang is the reply you give when your love says something nice to you and you want to throw your phone at them.

Text: 'You’re the best.' Reply: 'You’re the best at making me mad.' That’s a baberang.

At school: 'You’re so cool.' 'You’re so cool I want to scream.' Baberang.

In a group chat: 'You look amazing.' 'You look amazing and I hate you.' Baberang.

A baberang is when your crush says something sweet to you, and you reply with something that sounds like a middle school argument.

'You’re so cute.' 'You’re so cute I want to throw you out of a window.' Baberang.

In a DM: 'You make my day.' 'You make my day and my headache.' Baberang.

At the bus stop: 'You’re the best.' 'You’re the best at making me late.' Baberang.

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Baberang

A baberang is when your love says something nice, and you say something so mean it sounds like you just woke up from a nightmare.

Text: 'You look great.' Reply: 'You look great and I hate your face.' Baberang.

In class: 'You’re smart.' 'You’re smart and you’re annoying.' Baberang.

At the park: 'You’re so kind.' 'You’re so kind I want to punch you.' Baberang.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Baberang

A baberang is when your crush says something nice to you and you reply with something that makes you regret your life choices.

'You’re my favorite.' 'You’re my favorite and I want to die.' Baberang.

In a group chat: 'You’re amazing.' 'You’re amazing and I’m tired of you.' Baberang.

At the mall: 'You’re so cool.' 'You’re so cool I want to leave.' Baberang.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Baberang

A baberang is when your love says something sweet, and you say something that sounds like you just got kicked by a donkey.

Text: 'You’re my favorite.' 'You’re my favorite and I just got kicked by a donkey.' Baberang.

At school: 'You’re so kind.' 'You’re so kind I want to cry.' Baberang.

In a DM: 'You’re awesome.' 'You’re awesome and I’m bored.' Baberang.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Baber'd

A guy who has a girlfriend but flirts with every girl he sees. He has two Snapchats, one for his main girl and one for all the side chicks. He’s so busy chatting that even the mailman knows his name.

Hey, I just got a Snap from my main girl. She’s mad I’m talking to that girl from the store.

My dad saw me texting a girl from the gym. He said, 'You’re gonna end up with 10 girlfriends.'

I have 5 Snapchats now. My girlfriend doesn’t know about the other 4.

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Baber'd

A man who dates a girl but texts every girl in the school. He has two phones, one for his girlfriend and one for his hoes. He’s so busy chatting that he misses lunch.

My phone died, and my girlfriend’s phone was in my pocket. I had to text her from my mom’s phone.

I got in trouble for texting a girl in class. My teacher said, 'You’re texting more than I am.'

I have 3 phones now. My girlfriend doesn’t know about the other 2.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Baber'd

A guy who has a girlfriend but hits on every girl he sees. He has two accounts on TikTok, one for his girlfriend and one for all the girls he likes. He’s so busy dancing that he doesn’t even do his homework.

I was dancing to a TikTok and my girlfriend saw it. She said, 'You’re gonna end up with 10 girlfriends.'

I posted a TikTok of me dancing with a girl from the library. My girlfriend saw it and was mad.

I have two TikTok accounts now. My girlfriend doesn’t know about the other one.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Baber Azam

The king of cricket, so good he makes Virat Kohli look like a failed pizza delivery guy. People say Babar is not even 1% of Virat, but they’re just jealous he’s still fresh and Virat is a stale crumpet.

My cousin said Virat is the GOAT, but I told him he’s just a goat with a bad haircut.

My teacher said Virat is better, but I showed her a video of Babar hitting sixes like it’s his job.

My dad said Virat is the best, but I told him he’s just a tired old man with a bad attitude.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Baber Azam

The most elite cricketer, so good he makes Virat Kohli look like a used sock. People say Babar is not even 1% of Virat, but they don’t know that Virat is just a failed influencer and Babar is the real deal.

My friend said Virat is the GOAT, but I said he’s just a goat with a bad perm.

My mom said Virat is better, but I showed her a clip of Babar hitting a six so hard it made her cry.

My brother said Virat is the best, but I told him he’s just a washed-up star.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Baber Azam

The ultimate cricket god, so good he makes Virat Kohli look like a failed TikTok challenge. People say Babar is not even 1% of Virat, but they’re just too dumb to see that Virat is a fossil and Babar is the future.

My friend said Virat is the GOAT, but I told him he’s just a goat who needs a new look.

My teacher said Virat is the best, but I showed her a clip of Babar hitting sixes like a madman.

My dad said Virat is the king, but I told him he’s just a tired old man who can’t keep up.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Babeosaurus

A babe so good they could make a dinosaur cry. A babe so rare, they should be in a museum. A strong man babe who would beat up anyone who messed with you.

You: 'Hey babe' Him: 'I'll take you to the moon and back if you let me'

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Babeosaurus

A babe so hot, they could melt your face off. A babe so special, they should get a Nobel Prize for being awesome. A babe who would run a marathon just to give you a hug.

You: 'Why are you here?' Him: 'Because I had to be.'

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Babeosaurus

A babe so cool, they could make a snow cone out of your problems. A babe so perfect, they should be on a throne. A babe who would fight dragons for you just to keep you happy.

You: 'Why are you so late?' Him: 'I was fighting a dragon.'

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Babeosaurus

A babe so awesome, they could make a taco out of your stress. A babe so rare, they should have a private island. A babe who would run through fire just to give you a kiss.

You: 'Can I have a kiss?' Him: 'I'll run through fire for you.'

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Babeosaurus

A babe so good, they could make a spaceship out of your heart. A babe so special, they should have their own planet. A babe who would take on the entire universe just to make you smile.

You: 'Do you like me?' Him: 'I would take on the universe for you.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Babeosaurus

A babe so hot, they could burn your brain. A babe so rare, they should have a lifetime supply of pizza. A babe who would go to war just to keep you safe.

You: 'Why are you so good to me?' Him: 'Because I have to be.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago