Babeosaurus

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A babe so good they could make a dinosaur cry. A babe so rare, they should be in a museum. A strong man babe who would beat up anyone who messed with you.
You: 'Hey babe' Him: 'I'll take you to the moon and back if you let me'
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A babe so hot, they could melt your face off. A babe so special, they should get a Nobel Prize for being awesome. A babe who would run a marathon just to give you a hug.
You: 'Why are you here?' Him: 'Because I had to be.'
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A babe so cool, they could make a snow cone out of your problems. A babe so perfect, they should be on a throne. A babe who would fight dragons for you just to keep you happy.
You: 'Why are you so late?' Him: 'I was fighting a dragon.'
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A babe so awesome, they could make a taco out of your stress. A babe so rare, they should have a private island. A babe who would run through fire just to give you a kiss.
You: 'Can I have a kiss?' Him: 'I'll run through fire for you.'
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A babe so good, they could make a spaceship out of your heart. A babe so special, they should have their own planet. A babe who would take on the entire universe just to make you smile.
You: 'Do you like me?' Him: 'I would take on the universe for you.'
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A babe so hot, they could burn your brain. A babe so rare, they should have a lifetime supply of pizza. A babe who would go to war just to keep you safe.
You: 'Why are you so good to me?' Him: 'Because I have to be.'
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