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a grandpa who thinks he's still cool, but he just smells like old socks and regret

My babaghe tried to TikTok dance and fell over like a drunk flamingo.

He called me 'buddy' and then asked for a tissue because he had a runny nose and a broken heart.

He said he was 'hip and happening' and then fell asleep on the couch while eating a whole bag of chips.

a grandpa who still thinks he's the king of the party, but he just brought a boombox and a bag of pretzels

My babaghe showed up to the family reunion with a boombox and screamed 'I am the king of the party!' until no one believed him.

He tried to start a conga line and only two people joined before he tripped over his own shoelace.

He told a joke about his old job and then cried because he forgot what it was.

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Babaghe

a grandpa who still tries to be tough, but his main skills are falling over and eating too much pizza

My babaghe tried to do a karate kick and fell over like a pancake.

He said he could beat anyone in a wrestling match, but he lost to my dog.

He ate three whole pizzas and then said he was still 'hip and happening' even though he was now a human burrito.

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Babaghe

a grandpa who acts like he's still young, but he just can't remember where he put his keys or his dignity

My babaghe tried to text me and sent a picture of his socks instead of his face.

He said he was going to beat my dad at chess, but he forgot how the pieces moved.

He tried to flirt with my mom and said 'You're still as pretty as the day I met you,' and then cried because he didn't remember when that was.

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Babaghe

a grandpa who still thinks he's the life of the party, but the only thing he brings is a boombox, a bag of chips, and a lot of regret

My babaghe brought a boombox, a bag of chips, and a broken heart to the reunion.

He played the same song from the 80s and then tried to dance like he was in a movie.

He told the same joke from 1987 and then asked if anyone remembered that year.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Babaghe

a grandpa who still tries to be cool, but he just smells like old socks, regret, and maybe a little bit of pizza

My babaghe tried to be cool, but he smelled like old socks and regret.

He said he was 'hip and happening,' but his socks were falling off.

He tried to dance and just made a mess of the floor like a clumsy elephant.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Babagelbit

When you open someone’s snap on Snapchat and another snap pops up at the exact same time like you’re fighting for the same snap and you win by a hair

I opened his snap and another one came right after like he was trying to mess with me

I was about to laugh at his snap when another one hit me like a ton of bricks

I opened her snap and another one came in like she had a twin snap and they both wanted my attention

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Babagelbit

You open a snap and right when you’re about to see it, another one shows up like you’re being double-teamed and you’re too confused to react

I opened his snap and another one came up like he had a secret snap army

I was about to see her snap and another one showed up like it was trying to steal my spotlight

I opened his snap and another one popped in like he was trying to make me mad

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Babagelbit

You open someone’s snap and another one hits you so fast it’s like you just got snappied by a snap ninja

I opened his snap and another one came in like he had a snap grenade

I was about to see her snap and another one hit me like it was a surprise attack

I opened his snap and another one hit me so fast I didn’t even know what was happening

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Babagelbit

You open a snap and another one shows up so fast you feel like you just got snappied by a snap robot

I opened his snap and another one came up like he had a snap robot in his phone

I was about to laugh at his snap and another one hit me like it was programmed to annoy me

I opened her snap and another one showed up like it was a snap invasion

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Babagelbit

You open a snap and another one hits you so fast it feels like your phone is trying to kill you with snaps

I opened his snap and another one came like my phone was trying to give me a snap heart attack

I was about to see her snap and another one hit me like my phone was a snap machine

I opened his snap and another one came in like my phone was trying to snap me to death

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Babagelbit

You open a snap and another one comes in like it was trying to take your snap throne and make you the snap king’s jester

I opened his snap and another one came like he was trying to make me the jester of the snap kingdom

I was about to see her snap and another one hit me like I was the jester and it was trying to take my throne

I opened his snap and another one came in like it was a snap royal coup

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Babagator

A messy mix of a baboon and a gator that looks like it just ran over a trash can and cried about it.

I saw a babagator in the zoo and it was like a toilet exploded and a monster came out.

My cousin said his pet babagator eats shoes for breakfast.

That babagator stared at me and I felt like I was about to get eaten by a bad haircut.

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Babagator

A total lie that is so bad it makes your brain feel like it just got hit by a brick.

My teacher said my homework was a babagator and I got a zero.

My mom told me my math test was a babagator and I cried.

My friend said my joke was a babagator and I walked out of the room.

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Babagator

A hot girl who looks like she could melt your face off with just a smile.

My crush is a babagator and I get dizzy just looking at her.

My sister said my neighbor is a babagator and now I’m jealous.

I saw a babagator at the mall and I dropped my ice cream.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Babagator

A total beast that can beat you up with one hand and laugh about it.

My brother is a babagator and he beat me up for no reason.

My dog is a babagator and it scared my mom.

My friend’s uncle is a babagator and he eats donuts for breakfast.

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Babagator

A total waste of time that makes your life feel like it’s in the trash can.

That movie was a babagator and I fell asleep in the middle of it.

My job is a babagator and I just want to quit.

My uncle’s vacation was a babagator and he came back with a sunburn and a bad attitude.

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Babagator

What an old guy calls his hot young girlfriend when he’s trying to look cool.

My grandpa calls his girlfriend a babagator and it’s embarrassing.

My uncle said his new girlfriend is a babagator and I laughed.

My dad said his girlfriend is a babagator and I asked why.

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Babagator

A girl so lame she makes your life feel like a bad dream.

My friend’s crush is a babagator and I feel bad for him.

My neighbor is a babagator and I hate her.

My cousin said his crush is a babagator and I don’t believe him.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Babaganash

Babaganash is a Russian monster that pees on your face and laughs while you die.

My cousin got eaten by a Babaganash. He’s now a sandwich.

I saw a Babaganash in my math class. It ate my pencil.

My mom said the Babaganash is coming for me if I don’t clean my room.

by Slangipedia 17d ago