Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A messy mix of a baboon and a gator that looks like it just ran over a trash can and cried about it.

I saw a babagator in the zoo and it was like a toilet exploded and a monster came out.

My cousin said his pet babagator eats shoes for breakfast.

That babagator stared at me and I felt like I was about to get eaten by a bad haircut.

2

A total lie that is so bad it makes your brain feel like it just got hit by a brick.

My teacher said my homework was a babagator and I got a zero.

My mom told me my math test was a babagator and I cried.

My friend said my joke was a babagator and I walked out of the room.

3

A hot girl who looks like she could melt your face off with just a smile.

My crush is a babagator and I get dizzy just looking at her.

My sister said my neighbor is a babagator and now I’m jealous.

I saw a babagator at the mall and I dropped my ice cream.

4

A total beast that can beat you up with one hand and laugh about it.

My brother is a babagator and he beat me up for no reason.

My dog is a babagator and it scared my mom.

My friend’s uncle is a babagator and he eats donuts for breakfast.

5

A total waste of time that makes your life feel like it’s in the trash can.

That movie was a babagator and I fell asleep in the middle of it.

My job is a babagator and I just want to quit.

My uncle’s vacation was a babagator and he came back with a sunburn and a bad attitude.

6

What an old guy calls his hot young girlfriend when he’s trying to look cool.

My grandpa calls his girlfriend a babagator and it’s embarrassing.

My uncle said his new girlfriend is a babagator and I laughed.

My dad said his girlfriend is a babagator and I asked why.

7

A girl so lame she makes your life feel like a bad dream.

My friend’s crush is a babagator and I feel bad for him.

My neighbor is a babagator and I hate her.

My cousin said his crush is a babagator and I don’t believe him.