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Babe Bridge
When a guy lies back and you and a friend sit on his face and cock. You hold hands over his chest or gut to not fall into his pants.
My guy tried Babe Bridge with my friend and screamed like a girl when my friend sat on his cock.
I did Babe Bridge with my guy and his buddy. We all laughed so hard we cried.
My buddy did Babe Bridge with his crush and failed because he couldn’t stop laughing.
Babdya
A human who’s so clueless it’s almost cute. Like a kid who thinks the sky is falling because the clouds are moving.
Why’d you spill your soda? I didn’t even touch it!
You missed the entire fight. You were sitting there like a potato.
I said the final exam was on Monday. You showed up with a sandwich.
Babdya
A person who thinks they're smart, but they're just lucky. Like a goldfish who thinks it's a detective.
You didn’t even know there was a test. You just showed up like it was a party.
You walked into the wrong room during the quiz. You thought it was a break.
You said you knew the password. It was 'password'.
Babdya
A person so dumb it’s like they were raised by a goat. They don’t know what’s happening and they never will.
You didn’t even know the game started. You were napping on the couch.
You said you knew the answer. It was '1 + 1'.
You walked into the principal’s office with a pizza. You thought it was a surprise.
Babdya
A person who’s so naive it’s like they were born in a trash can. They don’t know what’s going on and they never will.
You thought the teacher was telling a joke. She was screaming at you.
You missed the entire lesson because you were eating a burrito.
You showed up for the test with a crayon. You thought it was a drawing class.
Babdya
A person so dumb it’s like they got their brain from a used car salesman. They don’t know what’s happening, and they probably never will.
You said you were going to the library. You walked into the gym.
You missed the entire class because you were texting your mom about your dog.
You said you knew the answer. It was 'A'.
Babdish
What my Swedish wannabe immigrant friends shout randomly when they think they're cool, even though they're just trying to get a hard-on.
'Babdish!' he yelled during my math test, like it meant something.
She said 'Babdish!' in the middle of a grocery store fight over the last can of beans.
He texted me 'Babdish!' at 2 a. m. and then blocked me.
Babdish
A nonsense word my Swedish wannabe immigrant friends scream when they’re too dumb to know what they’re talking about.
He shouted 'Babdish!' when he dropped his phone in the toilet.
They all yelled 'Babdish!' during the movie, like they were in a war.
She texted 'Babdish!' after I told her I didn’t like her face.
Babdish
Something my Swedish wannabe immigrant friends yell because they think it sounds tough, even though it’s just a stupid word.
He yelled 'Babdish!' at the bus driver for giving him the wrong route.
They said 'Babdish!' when the pizza was late.
She screamed 'Babdish!' during my birthday party, which was not cool.
Babdis
The Baptist version of a holy freak who thinks the Bible is the only thing that matters and everyone else is going to hell.
I joined Babdis because I wanted to burn down the library and yell at the priest.
My cousin got kicked out of church for saying God doesn't like tacos.
The Babdis guy tried to convert my dog and it bit him.
Babdis
A Baptist group that thinks they're the only ones who know how to pray and everyone else is just making noise.
The Babdis leader stood on a chair and yelled about how the sky is going to fall if we don't pray harder.
My mom got in trouble for saying the Bible is just a really long bedtime story.
They tried to turn my pet lizard into a Baptist and it hissed at them.
Babdis
A bunch of Baptists who think they're the only ones who can talk to God and everyone else is just annoying Him.
My brother got excommunicated for eating pizza on Sunday.
The Babdis guy tried to turn my goldfish into a Baptist and it swam away.
They think the whole world is going to burn because someone forgot to pray.
Babdis
A Baptist group that thinks they're the only ones who can do church right and everyone else is just making a mess of it.
They tried to convert my dog and it ran away screaming.
My uncle got exiled for saying God doesn’t like country music.
They think the whole world is going to explode because someone forgot to say grace.
Babdis
A group of Baptists who think they're the only ones who can be holy and everyone else is just a bunch of sinners.
They tried to turn my goldfish into a Baptist and it swam away.
My sister got kicked out of church for saying the Bible is just a really long bedtime story.
They think the sky is going to fall if we don’t pray harder.
Babdis
A Baptist group that thinks they're the only ones who can go to heaven and everyone else is just going to hell.
They think the whole world is going to burn because someone forgot to pray.
My dog got excommunicated for eating pizza on Sunday.
The Babdis guy tried to convert my goldfish and it swam away.
Babdag
A smelly sausage that hangs down. Not to be confused with the city that got bombed a lot.
My cousin's babdag smells like old socks and regret.
He showed me his babdag and I almost ran out of the room.
I told my teacher my babdag was stuck in the door.
Babdag
A thing you wish you could hide. Baghdad is a city, not a meaty part of you.
My babdag got stuck in the toilet and I cried.
I drew my babdag on the board and the teacher laughed.
My babdag was so big, it got its own nickname.
Babdag
A body part that causes trouble. Baghdad is a place, not a part of your body.
I got in trouble for drawing my babdag on the desk.
My babdag is so big, it's famous.
My babdag got stuck in the pants and I had to leave class.
Babcock'd
When someone screws you over so bad you think they're giving you a compliment instead of a beatdown.
My boss said he was giving me a promotion, but it turned out I was just getting more work.
My friend said she'd help me move, but she showed up with a broom and left me with all the boxes.
My ex said she was doing me a favor by breaking up with me, but I was just left with the bill for the restaurant.
Babcock'd
You think they're helping you, but they're really just using you like a meat puppet.
My mom said she'd help me clean my room, but she just moved everything to her house.
My teacher said she was giving me extra credit, but I ended up doing all his work.
My brother said he'd help me with my math homework, but he just copied my answers.
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