Babdya

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A human who’s so clueless it’s almost cute. Like a kid who thinks the sky is falling because the clouds are moving.

Why’d you spill your soda? I didn’t even touch it!

You missed the entire fight. You were sitting there like a potato.

I said the final exam was on Monday. You showed up with a sandwich.

A person who thinks they're smart, but they're just lucky. Like a goldfish who thinks it's a detective.

You didn’t even know there was a test. You just showed up like it was a party.

You walked into the wrong room during the quiz. You thought it was a break.

You said you knew the password. It was 'password'.

A person so dumb it’s like they were raised by a goat. They don’t know what’s happening and they never will.

You didn’t even know the game started. You were napping on the couch.

You said you knew the answer. It was '1 + 1'.

You walked into the principal’s office with a pizza. You thought it was a surprise.

A person who’s so naive it’s like they were born in a trash can. They don’t know what’s going on and they never will.

You thought the teacher was telling a joke. She was screaming at you.

You missed the entire lesson because you were eating a burrito.

You showed up for the test with a crayon. You thought it was a drawing class.

A person so dumb it’s like they got their brain from a used car salesman. They don’t know what’s happening, and they probably never will.

You said you were going to the library. You walked into the gym.

You missed the entire class because you were texting your mom about your dog.

You said you knew the answer. It was 'A'.