Babdis

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The Baptist version of a holy freak who thinks the Bible is the only thing that matters and everyone else is going to hell.

I joined Babdis because I wanted to burn down the library and yell at the priest.

My cousin got kicked out of church for saying God doesn't like tacos.

The Babdis guy tried to convert my dog and it bit him.

A Baptist group that thinks they're the only ones who know how to pray and everyone else is just making noise.

The Babdis leader stood on a chair and yelled about how the sky is going to fall if we don't pray harder.

My mom got in trouble for saying the Bible is just a really long bedtime story.

They tried to turn my pet lizard into a Baptist and it hissed at them.

A bunch of Baptists who think they're the only ones who can talk to God and everyone else is just annoying Him.

My brother got excommunicated for eating pizza on Sunday.

The Babdis guy tried to turn my goldfish into a Baptist and it swam away.

They think the whole world is going to burn because someone forgot to pray.

A Baptist group that thinks they're the only ones who can do church right and everyone else is just making a mess of it.

They tried to convert my dog and it ran away screaming.

My uncle got exiled for saying God doesn’t like country music.

They think the whole world is going to explode because someone forgot to say grace.

A group of Baptists who think they're the only ones who can be holy and everyone else is just a bunch of sinners.

They tried to turn my goldfish into a Baptist and it swam away.

My sister got kicked out of church for saying the Bible is just a really long bedtime story.

They think the sky is going to fall if we don’t pray harder.

A Baptist group that thinks they're the only ones who can go to heaven and everyone else is just going to hell.

They think the whole world is going to burn because someone forgot to pray.

My dog got excommunicated for eating pizza on Sunday.

The Babdis guy tried to convert my goldfish and it swam away.