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A grade
How people judge you. It’s just numbers and letters. If you do bad, your parents scream and your self-esteem drops.
I got an F. My parents screamed for an hour. I’m never going to live.
My grade is a 65. That’s bad. I feel like I’m a total failure.
My teacher said I’d never be successful if I didn’t get an A. I believe her.
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A gracious
A gracious is a girl so pretty she could make a priest blush. She’s the kind of girl who could make your mom cry and your dad say, ‘I don’t need no stinkin’ wife.’
My cousin got a dog named Gracious. It’s the only dog that can look a cop in the eye and laugh.
My crush is a gracious. I asked her out. She said, ‘I’ll think about it. Maybe.’
My grandma named her cat Gracious. It’s the only cat that can outsmart a cop.
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A gracious
A gracious is a girl so hot she could make a firetruck look like a toddler. She’s the kind of girl who makes your ex say, ‘I wish I had a better life.’
My sister is a gracious. She walks into a room and makes every boy trip over their own feet.
My friend’s crush is a gracious. He’s been trying to ask her out for three years. Still no luck.
My teacher is a gracious. She’s the only one who can make my dog behave in class.
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A gracious
A gracious is like saying ‘thanks’ but with more attitude. It’s used by people who don’t want to say ‘thanks’ but still want to sound cool.
My friend said, ‘Goodness gracious,’ when I gave him a free pizza.
My mom said, ‘Goodness gracious,’ when I gave her a free pizza and a raise.
My dog said, ‘Goodness gracious,’ when I gave him a free pizza and a toy.
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A gracious
Goodness gracious is like a shout from a grandma who just saw a kid eat a whole pie. It’s used by people who don’t want to swear but still want to be loud.
My grandma said, ‘Goodness gracious,’ when I ate a whole pie in one bite.
My teacher said, ‘Goodness gracious,’ when I gave her a whole pie in one bite.
My dog said, ‘Goodness gracious,’ when I gave him a whole pie in one bite.
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A gracious
A gracious competition is like a fight between two people who both want to win, but they’re too cool to just punch each other.
My brother and I had a gracious competition. We just drew a line and talked about life.
My friend and his brother had a gracious competition. They just sat there and said nothing.
My dog and my cat had a gracious competition. They just stared at each other for ten minutes.
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A gracious
A gracious grandmother is like a grandma who’s so old she could be a fossil. She’s the one who uses her wrinkly hands to do things that make your face turn red.
My grandma is a gracious grandmother. She uses her wrinkly hands to do things that make my face turn red.
My friend’s grandma is a gracious grandmother. She uses her wrinkly hands to do things that make my friend’s face turn red.
My dog’s grandma is a gracious grandmother. She uses her wrinkly hands to do things that make my dog’s face turn red.
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A gracious
Don’t be a jerk is what Woodie Flowers says to people who don’t know how to behave. He’s like the dad of all competitions.
My teacher said, ‘Don’t be a jerk,’ when I threw a paper airplane at the principal.
My mom said, ‘Don’t be a jerk,’ when I threw a paper airplane at my brother.
My dog said, ‘Don’t be a jerk,’ when I threw a paper airplane at my cat.
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A government truth
A government truth is when they tell you a lie so loud it sounds like the truth, even though it's obvious crap.
The government said the moon landing was real, but I saw the footage and it was clearly a sock puppet.
They told us the pandemic was over, but I still had to wear a mask in the grocery store like a freak.
They said the economy was fine, but my mom lost her job and now she's crying in the car.
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A government truth
A government truth is when they say something so stupid, you know it's a lie, but they act like you're the dumb one.
They said the virus was gone, but I'm still stuck at home like a hermit.
They told us the war was over, but I just got a letter from my brother saying he was shot.
They said the food was safe, but I got food poisoning and now I'm out of commission.
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A government truth
A government truth is when they tell you a lie so big, it feels like a truth, but you know it’s just a load of bull.
They said we were going to win the war, but I was stuck in the middle of a battlefield like a idiot.
They told us the economy was going to boom, but my job got cut and now I’m broke.
They said the moon was real, but I saw a guy in a suit on the moon and it was obviously fake.
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A government truth
A government truth is when they tell you something so fake, it makes you feel like you're the one who's lying.
They said the president was healthy, but I saw him wheezing like a asthmatic in the middle of a speech.
They told us the virus was gone, but I got sick again and now I’m stuck at home like a ghost.
They said the food was free, but I had to pay $10 for a sandwich and it was barely edible.
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A government truth
A government truth is when they lie to you so hard, it’s like they’re trying to make you the fool.
They said the war was over, but I got drafted again like a dumbass.
They told us the economy was great, but my rent went up and now I’m broke.
They said the moon was real, but I saw a guy on the moon with a camera and it was obviously fake.
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A goth
A goth is a person who thinks the dark side of life is way cooler than the bright side. They know the world ain't all sunshine and rainbows, and they're not dumb enough to pretend it is.
My ex said I was a goth because I wore black every day and cried at sad songs. I said she was a drama queen and I was just being cool.
My cousin’s goth because he thinks death is awesome and he listens to music that sounds like a funeral.
My teacher called me a goth because I wore eyeliner and didn’t smile. I said she was just bitter because I passed her test and she didn’t.
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A goth
A goth is a guy who gets off by relaxing his junk until it feels like it's going to explode. It's like a slow burn, and it’s way more fun than just jerking off like a normal person.
My buddy told me he jacked off like a goth once and it felt like he was getting a massage from the devil.
My little brother tried to be a goth and just relaxed his junk for 10 minutes and cried like he had died.
My dad said he was a goth in high school and it was the only time he ever got off without getting caught.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A goth
A goth is a person who came from some old European trash that invaded Rome and then became fancy. Now they wear all black, like they’re mourning their entire lives.
My friend said she was a goth because she wore all black and cried at the mall. I said she was just a dramatic teenager.
My brother thinks he’s a goth because he listens to metal and wears eyeliner. I told him he was just a poser with no life.
My teacher called me a goth because I didn’t smile in class. I said she was just a grumpy old person who didn’t know what cool was.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A goth
A goth is someone who thinks music should be serious and not fun, even though they have no idea what real music is. They act like they’re deep but they’re just trying to look cool.
My cousin called me a goth because I didn’t like pop music. I said he was just a loser who thought he was deep.
My friend said he was a goth because he didn’t listen to anything except for death metal. I told him he was just being annoying.
My brother thinks he’s a goth because he listens to Marilyn Manson. I said he was just a fake goth who didn’t know what real music was.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A goth
A goth is someone who thinks being dark and sad is the best thing ever, but they’re not actually sad. They just like looking cool and pretending they have problems.
My friend said he was a goth because he wore black and cried at sad songs. I said he was just a drama queen who had no life.
My teacher called me a goth because I wore eyeliner. I said she was just a grumpy person who didn’t know what cool was.
My cousin thinks he’s a goth because he listens to death metal. I said he was just a poser who thought he was cool.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A goth
A goth is a person who thinks being morbid is the best thing ever, even though they’re just trying to look cool and they probably don’t know what real goth music is.
My friend said she was a goth because she liked vampires. I said she was just a fake goth who thought she was cool.
My brother called me a goth because I cried at sad songs. I said he was just a loser who thought he was deep.
My teacher said I was a goth because I wore black every day. I said she was just a grumpy person who didn’t know what cool was.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
A goth
Real goths are people who don’t care what anyone else thinks. They’re happy, not sad. They wear what they want, not just black. They don’t fake being depressed. Posers are just fake goths who think they know what being goth is.
My friend said he was a real goth because he didn’t care what anyone else thought. I said he was just a poser who thought he was cool.
My brother said he was a real goth because he didn’t dress in all black. I said he was just a normal person who didn’t know what real goths were.
My teacher called me a poser because I wore black. I said she was just a fake goth who didn’t know what real goths were.
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