A goth
A goth is someone who thinks being dark and sad is the best thing ever, but they’re not actually sad. They just like looking cool and pretending they have problems.
My friend said he was a goth because he wore black and cried at sad songs. I said he was just a drama queen who had no life.
My teacher called me a goth because I wore eyeliner. I said she was just a grumpy person who didn’t know what cool was.
My cousin thinks he’s a goth because he listens to death metal. I said he was just a poser who thought he was cool.