A goth

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A goth is a person who thinks the dark side of life is way cooler than the bright side. They know the world ain't all sunshine and rainbows, and they're not dumb enough to pretend it is.
My ex said I was a goth because I wore black every day and cried at sad songs. I said she was a drama queen and I was just being cool.
My cousin’s goth because he thinks death is awesome and he listens to music that sounds like a funeral.
My teacher called me a goth because I wore eyeliner and didn’t smile. I said she was just bitter because I passed her test and she didn’t.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A goth is a guy who gets off by relaxing his junk until it feels like it's going to explode. It's like a slow burn, and it’s way more fun than just jerking off like a normal person.
My buddy told me he jacked off like a goth once and it felt like he was getting a massage from the devil.
My little brother tried to be a goth and just relaxed his junk for 10 minutes and cried like he had died.
My dad said he was a goth in high school and it was the only time he ever got off without getting caught.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A goth is a person who came from some old European trash that invaded Rome and then became fancy. Now they wear all black, like they’re mourning their entire lives.
My friend said she was a goth because she wore all black and cried at the mall. I said she was just a dramatic teenager.
My brother thinks he’s a goth because he listens to metal and wears eyeliner. I told him he was just a poser with no life.
My teacher called me a goth because I didn’t smile in class. I said she was just a grumpy old person who didn’t know what cool was.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A goth is someone who thinks music should be serious and not fun, even though they have no idea what real music is. They act like they’re deep but they’re just trying to look cool.
My cousin called me a goth because I didn’t like pop music. I said he was just a loser who thought he was deep.
My friend said he was a goth because he didn’t listen to anything except for death metal. I told him he was just being annoying.
My brother thinks he’s a goth because he listens to Marilyn Manson. I said he was just a fake goth who didn’t know what real music was.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A goth is someone who thinks being dark and sad is the best thing ever, but they’re not actually sad. They just like looking cool and pretending they have problems.
My friend said he was a goth because he wore black and cried at sad songs. I said he was just a drama queen who had no life.
My teacher called me a goth because I wore eyeliner. I said she was just a grumpy person who didn’t know what cool was.
My cousin thinks he’s a goth because he listens to death metal. I said he was just a poser who thought he was cool.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A goth is a person who thinks being morbid is the best thing ever, even though they’re just trying to look cool and they probably don’t know what real goth music is.
My friend said she was a goth because she liked vampires. I said she was just a fake goth who thought she was cool.
My brother called me a goth because I cried at sad songs. I said he was just a loser who thought he was deep.
My teacher said I was a goth because I wore black every day. I said she was just a grumpy person who didn’t know what cool was.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Real goths are people who don’t care what anyone else thinks. They’re happy, not sad. They wear what they want, not just black. They don’t fake being depressed. Posers are just fake goths who think they know what being goth is.
My friend said he was a real goth because he didn’t care what anyone else thought. I said he was just a poser who thought he was cool.
My brother said he was a real goth because he didn’t dress in all black. I said he was just a normal person who didn’t know what real goths were.
My teacher called me a poser because I wore black. I said she was just a fake goth who didn’t know what real goths were.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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