A goth
A goth is a person who thinks being morbid is the best thing ever, even though they’re just trying to look cool and they probably don’t know what real goth music is.
My friend said she was a goth because she liked vampires. I said she was just a fake goth who thought she was cool.
My brother called me a goth because I cried at sad songs. I said he was just a loser who thought he was deep.
My teacher said I was a goth because I wore black every day. I said she was just a grumpy person who didn’t know what cool was.