A government truth

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A government truth is when they tell you a lie so loud it sounds like the truth, even though it's obvious crap.

The government said the moon landing was real, but I saw the footage and it was clearly a sock puppet.

They told us the pandemic was over, but I still had to wear a mask in the grocery store like a freak.

They said the economy was fine, but my mom lost her job and now she's crying in the car.

A government truth is when they say something so stupid, you know it's a lie, but they act like you're the dumb one.

They said the virus was gone, but I'm still stuck at home like a hermit.

They told us the war was over, but I just got a letter from my brother saying he was shot.

They said the food was safe, but I got food poisoning and now I'm out of commission.

A government truth is when they tell you a lie so big, it feels like a truth, but you know it’s just a load of bull.

They said we were going to win the war, but I was stuck in the middle of a battlefield like a idiot.

They told us the economy was going to boom, but my job got cut and now I’m broke.

They said the moon was real, but I saw a guy in a suit on the moon and it was obviously fake.

A government truth is when they tell you something so fake, it makes you feel like you're the one who's lying.

They said the president was healthy, but I saw him wheezing like a asthmatic in the middle of a speech.

They told us the virus was gone, but I got sick again and now I’m stuck at home like a ghost.

They said the food was free, but I had to pay $10 for a sandwich and it was barely edible.

A government truth is when they lie to you so hard, it’s like they’re trying to make you the fool.

They said the war was over, but I got drafted again like a dumbass.

They told us the economy was great, but my rent went up and now I’m broke.

They said the moon was real, but I saw a guy on the moon with a camera and it was obviously fake.