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D2R

The clan that used to rule the Forward Assault scene but now takes naps instead of fighting, and everyone knows it

"D2R? They’re so old they probably play on a dial-up connection."

I saw D2R in the lobby and immediately left. They’re like the grandpa of the game.

D2R’s still relevant? They must’ve been kicked out of the house.

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D2R

A stupid game that East Coast kids still play like it’s the 2000s, while the West Coast kids just laugh at them

"You still play D2R? You’re like a dinosaur."

My cousin got a D2R machine for his birthday. He’s 15 and still thinks it’s cool.

D2R? That’s like wearing a fanny pack to a party.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D2N

A legendary chemical that turns your brain to mush and makes you yell Deez Nuts so loud it scares the neighbors. It’s so strong it’s illegal in most places, and they don’t even want kids near it.

My cousin got D2N in the face and now he screams it in math class.

The D2N hit me like a truck. I didn’t even know what I was saying.

I took one hit of D2N and my mom called the cops.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D2N

A super rare mix that’s so good it makes you want to throw your lunch at the principal. It’s so bad for you, the government banned it because it turns people into rappers.

I got D2N in my drink and now I’m rapping in the hallway.

My friend tried D2N and he started dancing in the middle of the street.

I took D2N and now my dog talks back to me.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D2N

A crazy mix that makes you yell Deez Nuts until your voice goes out. So strong it can burn your tongue and make your teacher cry.

I inhaled D2N and my voice sounded like a goat.

My brother tried D2N and now he’s yelling it in the grocery store.

I took a hit of D2N and my teacher had to leave the room.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D2MF

When you loot like a greedy bastard and hope the game gives you more gold than your ex gives you on your birthday

I found 100% MF and cried because my ex only gave me 50% of the cake.

That MF boost was better than my dad's promise to stop smoking.

I got 500% MF and my friend got 2% and he still took my loot.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D2MF

When you play the game so hard you think the loot is trying to tell you a secret

I got 300% MF and it felt like the game was whispering in my ear.

That MF boost was like my mom giving me extra cookies on a Tuesday.

I got 200% MF and my friend got 1% and he called me a cheater.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D2MF

When you think you're the best player and the game just laughs at you

I got 50% MF and my friend got 500% and I wanted to punch the screen.

That MF was nothing compared to my brother's math test score.

I got 100% MF and my dog got 50% and he still ate my loot.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D2MF

When you play so much you start talking to your character like it's your best friend

I told my character, 'You got 200% MF, now help me win this game!'

That MF boost was like my best friend giving me extra pizza.

I got 500% MF and my character got 1% and he still said he loved me.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D2MF

When you get more loot than your neighbor and they start to hate you

I got 300% MF and my neighbor got 10% and he started screaming at me.

That MF was like my neighbor's kid getting extra candy and I got none.

I got 200% MF and my neighbor got 50% and he called me a thief.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D2M

D2M means you're doing too much, and it's usually because you're high, drunk, or just plain stupid. You're like a maniac with no brakes.

Bro, I D2M'd my entire weekend. I partied, smoked, and even tried to rap at a bar. I was a mess.

I D2M'd my dog. I gave him three different types of treats, and he still hated me.

I D2M'd my math test. I answered every question with a swear word and got a zero.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D2M

D2M is when you're so mad at someone you pretend they're dead. You stop talking to them, and you act like they vanished.

My sister D2M'd me because I ate her last slice of pizza. She pretended I was a ghost.

He D2M'd me after I stole his lunch. I didn’t even know he was that mad.

I D2M'd my friend because he kept making fun of my haircut. I’m still mad.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D2M

D2M is a group of car lovers who modify their cars. They're from Panama City Beach, and they take their cars from zero to crazy.

My cousin joined D2M. He turned his car into a monster. It roared like a dragon.

The D2M club drove through the beach at midnight. They were loud and crazy.

I saw a D2M member’s car. It had flames, smoke, and a loudspeaker that blasted music.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D2K

The 2000s. The time when everyone thought they were cool. Also when the world forgot how to spell ‘cool’ properly.

Bro, I was in D2K and still don’t know how to spell ‘cool’

My mom said D2K was the best decade. She’s probably lying

I tried to be cool in D2K. Now I just look like I got stuck in a time machine

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D2K

A group of Korean ninjas who killed people with extreme violence and no remorse. They were basically the Avengers of murder.

I’d rather fight a D2K ninja than my math teacher

D2K killed my grandfather. He was a tough guy. They just gave him a headache and he died

If D2K came to my school, I’d be the first to hide in the bathroom

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D2GD

Too horny to care; wants to jump your bones like a feral dog

Bro I saw her in the hallway and now I'm D2GD

He's D2GD and doesn't even know his own name anymore

She texted me 'I need you now' and I went D2GD

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D2GD

So desperate for a fuck that they'd take it from a goat

I walked past the goat and suddenly I was D2GD

He's D2GD because his pants are on fire

She said 'I'll do it in the parking lot' and I was D2GD

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D2GD

Wants to get busy so bad they’d do it in a trash can

I was D2GD and ended up in the trash can

He said 'I'll do it in the trash can' and I was D2GD

She was D2GD and didn't even wait for the trash can

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D2GD

So hungry for a fuck they’d eat a sandwich and still want more

I ate a sandwich and then I was D2GD

He said 'I'll eat a sandwich and still be D2GD'

She's D2GD and even the sandwich was too slow for her

by Slangipedia 17d ago

D2GD

So into it they’d do it in a fire and not even care

I was D2GD and jumped into the fire

He said 'I'll do it in the fire and still be D2GD'

She was D2GD and even the fire couldn't stop her

by Slangipedia 17d ago