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D2TheShanker
An old-school beast who takes your girl by looking at her butt. He hates white names so much he roasts them in public.
He said, 'Your girl's butt is smoother than your brain.'
He roasted a white name by saying, 'You're so basic, you're a meme.'
He called a craker 'a failed experiment.'
D2TheShanker
A total legend who takes your girl just by staring at her butt. He roasts people so hard they cry and calls white names and crakers trash.
He said, 'That butt is smoother than your life.'
He roasted a white name by saying, 'You're so white, you're a highlighter.'
He called a craker 'a piece of trash with no ambition.'
D2TheShanker
A real OG who takes your girl by looking at her butt. He roasts people like they're on fire and hates white names and crakers with a passion.
He said, 'Your girl's butt is better than your grades.'
He roasted a white name by saying, 'You're so white, you're a crayon.'
He called a craker 'a loser with no game.'
D2TheShanker
The king of roasts who takes your girl by looking at her butt. He calls white names and crakers stupid names and roasts them like they're on fire.
He said, 'That butt is so good, it's criminal.'
He roasted a white name by saying, 'You're so basic, you're a meme.'
He called a craker 'a chump with no life.'
D2TheShanker
A total beast who takes your girl by looking at her butt. He roasts people so hard they cry and calls white names and crakers trash.
He said, 'Your girl's butt is smoother than your brain.'
He roasted a white name by saying, 'You're so white, you're a highlighter.'
He called a craker 'a piece of trash with no game.'
D2TB
A loud, cursed shout used when only one person shows up to a meeting and it’s clearly time to go home.
D2TB! I’m not even pretending to be here anymore.
D2TB! This meeting is worse than my math test.
D2TB! I’ve seen more people at the mall on a Saturday.
D2TB
A rude way to say you’re done with whatever nonsense is happening and you’re leaving.
D2TB! I’m out. This is not worth my time.
D2TB! I’m going to eat pizza and forget this ever happened.
D2TB! I’ll be back when you actually have a brain.
D2TB
A short, sharp way to end a meeting when no one cares and everyone is just trying to get out of there.
D2TB! I’m leaving before this turns into a full-blown argument.
D2TB! This meeting is shorter than my attention span.
D2TB! I’m done. I’ve seen enough.
D2T
You blast your cum straight into the toilet like you’re trying to flood the bathroom and make the toilet cry.
My dad did D2T after eating three hot dogs and a donut.
She did D2T in the middle of a Zoom meeting.
He did D2T so hard the toilet started singing.
D2T
You’re so low energy you can’t even be bothered to aim, just straight down to the toob.
He did D2T while watching cat videos at 3 a. m.
She did D2T during a test and got a zero.
He did D2T in the school cafeteria and got kicked out.
D2T
You’re still hung up on tubing down the river like it’s the only thing that ever made you happy.
He still does D2T every weekend like it’s his full-time job.
She did D2T on the river and got stuck in a log.
He did D2T and fell into the river and got yelled at by a gator.
D2S
A fancy way of saying someone has a tiny weenie and a big mouth.
Bro, you’re D2S? That’s the worst. I’ve seen a turtle with bigger standards.
My cousin tried to D2S me and got kicked out of the restaurant.
My dog D2S’d my brother and he’s still crying.
D2S
A game where you kill fantasy monsters and then cry about it.
I spent 10 hours on Diablo 2 and my eyes hurt.
My brother plays Diablo 2 and still doesn’t know how to use a sword.
I beat Diablo 2 and then my friend said I was a noob.
D2S
A tiny two-faced piece of plastic used to roll your luck when you’re too lazy to flip a coin.
I rolled a 1 on the D2 and my life was ruined.
My D2 was broken and I had to use a coin instead.
I bet my friend $10 on the D2 and lost.
D2S
A spell that makes you teleport and then laugh like a maniac.
I used Warp II and laughed so hard I fell off my chair.
My friend used Warp II and got stuck in a wall.
Warp II is the best spell and everyone knows it.
D2S
The person who drinks for everyone and then drives them home.
I was the D2 and I drank 10 beers and still drove home.
My friend was the D2 and got pulled over by the cops.
The D2 was drunk and crashed into a tree.
D2S
A student who’s second in line and still thinks they’re important.
D2 thinks he’s the best student in class and still fails tests.
My D2 is in love with Avril Lavigne and still doesn’t know who she is.
The D2 tried to talk to Dawn from Buffy and got rejected.
D2S
A sad loser who follows Buffy and still thinks Dawn is cool.
I’m a D2 and I still watch Buffy every day.
My friend is a D2 and still likes Avril Lavigne.
D2s are the worst and still think they’re awesome.
D2SA
Getting so low you’re just there to eat butt and nothing else
My job is D2SA, I don’t even get a tip.
He showed up late and just started eating my butt.
This girl is D2SA, she doesn’t even know her own name.
D2SA
So bad at life you’re just there to take a mouthful of butt
That boy is D2SA, he doesn’t even know how to breathe properly.
My mom’s D2SA, she eats butt and calls it dinner.
That app is D2SA, it crashes every time you open it.
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