Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way of saying someone has a tiny weenie and a big mouth.

Bro, you’re D2S? That’s the worst. I’ve seen a turtle with bigger standards.

My cousin tried to D2S me and got kicked out of the restaurant.

My dog D2S’d my brother and he’s still crying.

2

A game where you kill fantasy monsters and then cry about it.

I spent 10 hours on Diablo 2 and my eyes hurt.

My brother plays Diablo 2 and still doesn’t know how to use a sword.

I beat Diablo 2 and then my friend said I was a noob.

3

A tiny two-faced piece of plastic used to roll your luck when you’re too lazy to flip a coin.

I rolled a 1 on the D2 and my life was ruined.

My D2 was broken and I had to use a coin instead.

I bet my friend $10 on the D2 and lost.

4

A spell that makes you teleport and then laugh like a maniac.

I used Warp II and laughed so hard I fell off my chair.

My friend used Warp II and got stuck in a wall.

Warp II is the best spell and everyone knows it.

5

The person who drinks for everyone and then drives them home.

I was the D2 and I drank 10 beers and still drove home.

My friend was the D2 and got pulled over by the cops.

The D2 was drunk and crashed into a tree.

6

A student who’s second in line and still thinks they’re important.

D2 thinks he’s the best student in class and still fails tests.

My D2 is in love with Avril Lavigne and still doesn’t know who she is.

The D2 tried to talk to Dawn from Buffy and got rejected.

7

A sad loser who follows Buffy and still thinks Dawn is cool.

I’m a D2 and I still watch Buffy every day.

My friend is a D2 and still likes Avril Lavigne.

D2s are the worst and still think they’re awesome.