D3AD
When you’re so wasted you can’t tell the difference between your problems and your pain
I woke up with a hangover and my ex’s voice in my head
My dog died and I cried in a taco bell
I tried to text my mom and sent a poop emoji instead
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D3AD
The state of being so sad you could murder someone, but also have a beer in your hand
I cried in the shower and then cursed my life
I yelled at my brother and then texted my best friend
I cried over a broken chair and then ate a whole pizza
D3AD
When you’re so messed up you can’t decide if you want to die or just eat another burger
I passed out in front of the microwave
I texted my mom and said I was fine, but I was crying
I tried to cook and burned everything
D3AD
The feeling of being so lost in life you just want to hide under a couch and drink
I tried to get a job and failed twice
I texted my friend and said I was giving up
I cried in my car and then got pizza
D3AD
When you’re so messed up you can’t tell if you’re angry, sad, or just mad at the world
I yelled at my dog and then cried in my bed
I texted my mom and said I was fine, but I was lying
I tried to clean my room and gave up
D3AD
When you’re so tired of everything you just want to fall asleep and never wake up
I cried in my bathroom and then passed out
I texted my best friend and said I was done with life
I tried to go to work and just fell asleep at my desk
D33zy
D33zy is a nutcase who loves guns and hates drama like it's their worst enemy
D33zy just shot a guy for talking too loud at the gas station
He brought his gun to a bar fight and said 'I don't want no trouble, but I'll give you some'
He screamed 'I don't want no drama!' while pointing a gun at three guys
D33zy
D33zy is a weirdo who thinks guns are cool and doesn't want any messes
D33zy shot a cop for giving him a ticket
He told a group of guys to shut up or he'd blow them all away
He walked into a restaurant and said 'I don't want no problems, but I'm bringing one'
D33zy
D33zy is a lunatic who lives for guns and hates getting into any trouble
D33zy shot a kid for laughing at him
He walked into a club and said 'I'm not here for trouble, but I'll make some'
He took out a guy who insulted his dog
D33l
A wild amount of something that makes you want to scream and throw things.
That concert was D33l. I nearly lost my mind.
I got D33l amounts of pizza. I ate it all and still wanted more.
The movie was D33l. I laughed so hard I cried.
D33l
So cool it makes your brain short-circuit and your friends jealous.
That new car is D33l. I want it and I want it now.
His dance moves are D33l. I can’t even look at him.
That cake is D33l. I want to marry it.
D33l
So crazy it makes you question your life choices and your sanity.
That plan was D33l. Why would anyone do that?
She wore socks with sandals. That was D33l.
He ate an entire pizza box in one sitting. That was D33l.
D33b
A D33b is a weeb who gets hard on D3lighted and acts like they know him. They’re basically trash who think they’re cool.
'I know D3lighted better than you!'
DMs: 'You’re not a real weeb without following D3lighted.'
At school: 'I don’t like anime, I like D3lighted.'
D33b
A D33b is someone who screams about D3lighted like he’s the only person who matters. They’re annoying and they know it.
'D3lighted is the best! Everyone else is garbage!'
In a group chat: 'Why are you talking about anime and not D3lighted?'
Texts: 'I don’t care about your life, I care about D3lighted.'
D33b
A D33b is a weeb who acts like D3lighted is their god. They’re desperate for attention and will do anything for a follow.
'D3lighted blessed me with a follow!'
Texts: 'I got 10 follows because of D3lighted.'
At lunch: 'D3lighted is my god, and I’m his disciple.'
D33b
A D33b is a weeb who thinks they’re special just because they know D3lighted. They’re loud and they’re proud of it.
'I know D3lighted and you don’t!'
In the hallway: 'I’m louder than you because I know D3lighted.'
DMs: 'You’re not special unless you know D3lighted.'
D33b
A D33b is a weeb who treats D3lighted like a king. They’re obsessed and they won’t shut up about it.
'D3lighted is the king of the streamers!'
Texts: 'I’m obsessed with D3lighted and I can’t stop talking about him.'
At home: 'I watch D3lighted every day, and I’m not leaving until I do.'
D33b
A D33b is someone who thinks they’re the best weeb just because they know D3lighted. They’re loud, proud, and they’re full of themselves.
'I’m the best weeb because I know D3lighted.'
In class: 'D3lighted is better than your teacher.'
DMs: 'I’m better than you because I know D3lighted.'
D33SH
A weirdo who thinks they're a legend, always trying to be the top dog but tripping over their own feet, getting laughed at for dumb mistakes, and still thinking they're the best.
I tried to do a backflip and fell flat on my face. Still think I'm a beast.
Thought I could beat the level in one go. Nope. Had to redo it 10 times.
Tried to impress the group with a cool story. Just ended up making everyone cringe.
D33SH
A delusional fool who thinks they're the best, even when they’re clearly not, and keeps pushing through stupid ideas just to prove they’re right.
Tried to run a marathon in flip-flops. Still think I’m a beast.
Wanted to build a spaceship in my garage. It’s just a pile of junk now.
Thought I could win the game by shouting at the screen. Didn’t work.