Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’re so wasted you can’t tell the difference between your problems and your pain

I woke up with a hangover and my ex’s voice in my head

My dog died and I cried in a taco bell

I tried to text my mom and sent a poop emoji instead

2

The state of being so sad you could murder someone, but also have a beer in your hand

I cried in the shower and then cursed my life

I yelled at my brother and then texted my best friend

I cried over a broken chair and then ate a whole pizza

3

When you’re so messed up you can’t decide if you want to die or just eat another burger

I passed out in front of the microwave

I texted my mom and said I was fine, but I was crying

I tried to cook and burned everything

4

The feeling of being so lost in life you just want to hide under a couch and drink

I tried to get a job and failed twice

I texted my friend and said I was giving up

I cried in my car and then got pizza

5

When you’re so messed up you can’t tell if you’re angry, sad, or just mad at the world

I yelled at my dog and then cried in my bed

I texted my mom and said I was fine, but I was lying

I tried to clean my room and gave up

6

When you’re so tired of everything you just want to fall asleep and never wake up

I cried in my bathroom and then passed out

I texted my best friend and said I was done with life

I tried to go to work and just fell asleep at my desk