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A guy who’s always trying to be the best but ends up being the worst, and no one really knows why he keeps going.

Tried to cook dinner. It looked like a science experiment. Still think I’m a chef.

Thought I could sing. My voice sounds like a dying cat.

Tried to do a magic trick. It just ended up being a mess.

A person who dreams big but acts like a toddler, making dumb choices and acting like they’re the greatest even when they’re clearly not.

Tried to climb the tree. Fell on my head. Still think I’m a hero.

Thought I could beat the boss in one hit. Took five tries and still got laughed at.

Tried to be cool by wearing socks with sandals. No one got it.

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D33SH

A fool who keeps on trying to be the best, even when everyone else is laughing at him, and still thinks he’s the greatest.

Tried to do a headstand. Fell on my face. Still think I’m a ninja.

Thought I could finish the race first. Came in last. Still think I won.

Tried to be cool by doing a dance. No one clapped.

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D33PVO1D

A man so fat he looks like a sausage that got run over by a truck.

My uncle is a D33PVO1D. He eats three pizzas for breakfast.

That guy at the gym is a D33PVO1D. He can’t even lift a dumbbell.

My neighbor’s dog ran away from a D33PVO1D. It was scared.

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D33PVO1D

A man who eats so much he might as well be a food group.

That D33PVO1D ate a whole cake in one sitting. He didn’t even blink.

My teacher called my friend a D33PVO1D because he ate the entire lunch.

That D33PVO1D tried to fit into a car. The car cried.

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D33PVO1D

A man so round he could be a balloon that forgot to pop.

That D33PVO1D walks like he’s carrying a fridge.

My dad is a D33PVO1D. He can’t even fit in the elevator.

That D33PVO1D tried to do a cartwheel. It was a disaster.

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D33NYDABALLER

D33NYDABALLER is a footballer who kicks ass and makes enemies out of everyone.

D33NYDABALLER just scored a goal and my cousin cried like a baby.

He kicked the ball so hard, the ref got a bruise.

My mom said he’s the best, and now I hate her.

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D33NYDABALLER

D33NYDABALLER is the guy who plays football so well, it’s like he’s cheating.

He made the ball do tricks I’ve never seen before.

He scored five goals and my dog got a complex.

He’s so good, the ball probably loves him.

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D33NYDABALLER

D33NYDABALLER is the football player who gives you the finger and still wins.

He flipped me off and still beat my team.

He cursed me and then scored a goal.

He laughed at me and then made me run 10 laps.

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D33NO TUBE

A kid who makes hilarious videos and also kicks a ball around like he’s trying to kill it

I film myself falling off a bike and it’s legendary

I scored a goal and it was the best moment of my life

I made a video where I failed at everything and it went viral

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D33NO TUBE

A teenage genius who films stupid stuff and also kicks a ball so hard it might break

I made a video of me eating a whole pizza and it was epic

I kicked the ball so far it almost left the planet

I made a video that my mom laughed at and that’s rare

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D33NO TUBE

A kid who makes videos so dumb they’re brilliant and also plays a sport like it’s a war

I made a video of me failing at everything and it was the best

I played footy like my life depended on it

I filmed myself crying and it was legendary

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D310REAN

D310REAN is someone who acts like they’re tough but is actually soft inside and doesn’t know how to handle drama.

D310REAN tried to fight me but cried when I said I’d beat him up.

D310REAN said he’d never back down, but ran when I showed up.

D310REAN threatened me with a sandwich, and I ate it.

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D310REAN

D310REAN is the kind of person who would take a bullet for you but forgets to bring you coffee.

D310REAN saved me from a math test but forgot to bring my pencil.

D310REAN took a bullet for me, but I had to drink his coffee because he spilled mine.

D310REAN fought for my lunch money but left me with a rotten apple.

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D310REAN

D310REAN is a human who would rather die than let you fail, even if you’re a total mess.

D310REAN passed me his last pencil when I had none left.

D310REAN stayed up all night helping me with my homework.

D310REAN cried when I failed, even though I messed up his snack.

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D310REAN

D310REAN is someone who’s cool, but only if you don’t make them mad.

D310REAN was chill until I said his name was stupid.

D310REAN laughed with me until I called his dog a bad name.

D310REAN was cool, but then I stole his snack.

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D310REAN

D310REAN is a person who will protect you, even if they have to fight you for it.

D310REAN fought me so I could have his favorite seat.

D310REAN took on my whole class so I wouldn’t get in trouble.

D310REAN punched my friend for stealing my lunch.

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D310REAN

D310REAN is the type of person who would give you their last dollar but would steal your snack if you looked away.

D310REAN gave me all his money but took my candy.

D310REAN helped me with my math but took my pizza.

D310REAN gave me a dollar but stole my snack during lunch.

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D3 Crashout

The most meh kind of crash out. It's so weak it doesn't even deserve to be called a crash out. It's like a punch to the shoulder from a baby.

I walked out of the game because the chat was being annoying. That's it.

I left because the person was being a little bit mean. Not even worth it.

I crashed out because someone said 'hello' twice. That's how bad it was.

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D3 Crashout

A crash out so low it's like you didn't even try. It's the crash out version of a half-hearted yawn.

I left the game because someone said 'you're ugly' once. That's it.

I crashed out because the person was being a bit annoying. Not even funny.

I walked out because the chat was being a little bit loud. Barely even worth it.

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