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DADDYDANIEL14

he’s the guy who’ll yell at you, but he’ll still help you when you’re in trouble

DADDYDANIEL14: I’m yelling at you, but I’ll still save you.

DADDYDANIEL14: You’re in trouble, and I’m not letting you fail.

DADDYDANIEL14: I’m mad at you, but I’m still your dad.

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DADDYDANIEL14

he’s the person who’ll make you feel like a fool, but he’s still your favorite person

DADDYDANIEL14: You’re a fool, but I still love you.

DADDYDANIEL14: I’m making you look stupid, but I’m still your dad.

DADDYDANIEL14: You’re silly, but you’re still my favorite.

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DADDYDANIEL14

he’s the guy who’ll be there for you, even if he’s also being a total idiot

DADDYDANIEL14: I’m an idiot, but I’m still here for you.

DADDYDANIEL14: I’m being silly, but I’m still your dad.

DADDYDANIEL14: I’m an idiot, but I’ll still help you.

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DADDYDANIEL14

he’s the person who’ll cuss at you, but he’ll still give you the best advice

DADDYDANIEL14: I’m cussing at you, but I still have good advice.

DADDYDANIEL14: You’re stupid, but I’m still giving you the best tips.

DADDYDANIEL14: I’m yelling, but I’m still giving you good advice.

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DADDY'S THEORY

Daddy's theory says only niggas named Jordan are real daddies and everyone else is just fake daddy trash

My cousin Jordan is the only daddy. The rest of us are just fake daddies who can't even spell daddy right.

Jordan's theory is real. I'm just a guy named Kyle who got stuck in a daddy debate.

Daddy's theory is like a religion. Jordan is the god. I'm just the guy who got excommunicated.

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DADDY'S THEORY

According to daddy's theory, if you ain't a nigga named Jordan, you ain't no daddy, you're just a side dish

Jordan is the main course. I'm just the side dish that nobody asked for.

At the daddy dinner table, Jordan is the star. Me? I'm the leftover meat in the fridge.

Jordan's theory is like a restaurant. You're either the chef or you're just the fries.

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DADDY'S THEORY

Daddy's theory claims only niggas named Jordan are daddies. Everyone else is just a fake daddy trying to be real

I tried to be a daddy. Jordan said I was just a fake daddy with a big ego.

Jordan's theory is like a test. I failed. I'm just a fake daddy who couldn't even pass the daddy test.

Jordan is the real daddy. I'm just a guy named Carlos who got rejected by the daddy club.

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DADDY'S THEORY

Daddy's theory is a lie. Only niggas named Jordan are daddies. Everyone else is just a daddy imposter

Jordan said I was an imposter. I tried to be a daddy. He said I was just a fake one.

I wore a daddy hat. Jordan said I was just an imposter wearing a fake daddy hat.

Jordan's theory is like a detective show. I was the suspect. He said I was just a daddy imposter.

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DADDY'S THEORY

Daddy's theory says if you ain't a nigga named Jordan, you ain't no daddy, you're just a daddy reject

I was rejected by the daddy world. Jordan said I wasn't good enough to be a real daddy.

I tried to be a daddy. Jordan said I was just a reject from the daddy world.

Jordan is the daddy king. I'm just a reject who got thrown out of the daddy kingdom.

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DADDY'S THEORY

Daddy's theory is trash. Only niggas named Jordan are real daddies. Everyone else is just a fake daddy with a fake daddy dream

I had a fake daddy dream. Jordan said I was just a fake daddy with a fake dream.

I tried to be a real daddy. Jordan said I was just a fake one with a fake dream.

Jordan's theory is like a dream. I was just a fake daddy with a fake dream.

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DADDY franky

You know Mr. Tyb so well you could fart in his ear and he’d still leave you twisting in the wind

He saw me in the hallway and walked right past me like I was invisible.

He laughed at my joke and then left me hanging with no response.

He said I was cute but still left me with no clue what to do next.

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DADDY franky

You know Mr. Tyb so well he’d rather take a bullet than listen to you finish your sentence

He interrupted me mid-sentence and walked out like he had somewhere to be.

He asked me a question and then left before I could answer.

He walked in, said hi, and left before I could say anything.

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DADDY franky

You know Mr. Tyb so well you could whisper a curse in his ear and he’d still leave you to die

He said I was smart but still walked out before I could prove it.

He listened to my joke and then left me with no idea what to say next.

He waved at me and then disappeared like I wasn’t even there.

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DADDY TORD

A bunch of loudmouths who think Tord is the greatest thing since pizza and would kiss his feet if he asked for a burger.

I’d move to the moon for Tord. No problem. Bring a toaster.

If Tord asked me to wear a wig and dance in a pool, I’d do it. No questions.

I’d let Tord eat my face if he wanted. I’d be proud.

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DADDY TORD

People who would sell their grandma for a chance to sit next to Tord at a concert.

I’d let Tord borrow my soul. He’d probably return it with a coupon.

If Tord asked me to cry at his feet, I’d do it. I’d cry happy tears.

I’d give Tord my firstborn. He’d probably name him ‘Tord Jr.’.

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DADDY TORD

The kind of people who think Tord is a god and would do anything, even if it makes them look like fools.

I’d wear a tuxedo to a pizza party for Tord. No complaints.

If Tord wanted me to scream his name in a mall, I’d do it. I’d scream it loud.

I’d let Tord use my face as a canvas. He’d probably paint a mustache on me.

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DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN

DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN is so strong he could punch a hole in the universe and not even flinch. He’s like the king of all chaos and spaghetti.

My math teacher said he’s stronger than a million Nyancats. I told him he was wrong. He said I was wronger.

I tried to draw him. My pencil broke. My paper caught fire.

My cousin said he was stronger than the Pastafarian God. I said he was a baby compared to him.

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DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN

DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN is like the universe’s dad. He don’t just throw spaghetti, he throw it like it’s a curse.

I asked my brother if he knew who DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN was. He said no. I told him he was a loser.

My dog tried to eat him. The dog got a headache and a tattoo.

My mom said he’s like a noodle monster with a god complex.

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DADDY SHANAN MAN BEAST

DADDY SHANAN MAN BEAST is the most annoying man beast from the planet Pluto who thinks he’s a god

My cousin’s crush is DADDY SHANAN MAN BEAST. He’s so ugly, he probably broke Pluto.

I saw DADDY SHANAN MAN BEAST in a dream. I woke up screaming.

My dog hates DADDY SHANAN MAN BEAST. He thinks he’s a monster.

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DADDY SHANAN MAN BEAST

DADDY SHANAN MAN BEAST is the biggest man beast on Pluto who thinks he’s hot and everyone should know it

My teacher said DADDY SHANAN MAN BEAST is the reason why Pluto is so cold.

I tried to text DADDY SHANAN MAN BEAST. He replied with a photo of his butt.

My brother is obsessed with DADDY SHANAN MAN BEAST. He even drew him on the bathroom wall.

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