DADDY TORD

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A bunch of loudmouths who think Tord is the greatest thing since pizza and would kiss his feet if he asked for a burger.

I’d move to the moon for Tord. No problem. Bring a toaster.

If Tord asked me to wear a wig and dance in a pool, I’d do it. No questions.

I’d let Tord eat my face if he wanted. I’d be proud.

People who would sell their grandma for a chance to sit next to Tord at a concert.

I’d let Tord borrow my soul. He’d probably return it with a coupon.

If Tord asked me to cry at his feet, I’d do it. I’d cry happy tears.

I’d give Tord my firstborn. He’d probably name him ‘Tord Jr.’.

The kind of people who think Tord is a god and would do anything, even if it makes them look like fools.

I’d wear a tuxedo to a pizza party for Tord. No complaints.

If Tord wanted me to scream his name in a mall, I’d do it. I’d scream it loud.

I’d let Tord use my face as a canvas. He’d probably paint a mustache on me.