DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN
DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN is like the universe’s dad. He don’t just throw spaghetti, he throw it like it’s a curse.
I asked my brother if he knew who DADDY SPAGHETTI MAN was. He said no. I told him he was a loser.
My dog tried to eat him. The dog got a headache and a tattoo.
My mom said he’s like a noodle monster with a god complex.