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Da Hood Com
they are like a math problem that you just don’t want to solve
They asked you to help them with their homework, but it was basic math
They tried to explain a simple concept like it was the hardest thing in the world
They thought 2 + 2 was 5 because they said so
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Hood Com
they are the kind of people who think a ‘good day’ is when the sun came out
They celebrated because the sky was blue
They cried because the sun was behind a cloud
They thought the world was ending because the fridge was making noise
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Hood Com
they are like the worst part of a group project, but multiplied by 10
They didn’t do their part and blamed everyone else
They made the whole project look bad because of their bad decisions
They argued with the teacher about everything, even the color of the paper
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Ho Chi
A stupid, annoying virgin who looks like a sad sock and acts like he’s never had a real life. His tiny dick is so sad it cries every time he faps.
My cousin is a da ho chi. He still faps to Pokémon.
That guy in the class is a da ho chi. He talks like he’s 10.
My friend’s brother is a da ho chi. He faps to YouTube videos.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Ho Chi
A loser with a face like a boiled potato and a cock so small it hides in the shadows. He’s the reason why no one wants to be a virgin.
My neighbor is a da ho chi. He faps to cat videos.
That kid at the mall is a da ho chi. He’s so ugly he scared the store clerk.
My brother’s friend is a da ho chi. He still faps to MySpace.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Ho Chi
A dumb virgin who’s so plain he makes the plainest plain person look like a supermodel. His cock is so tiny it’s like a shrimp wearing a hat.
My teacher’s son is a da ho chi. He faps to YouTube.
That guy at the bus stop is a da ho chi. He’s so dumb he faps to the radio.
My friend’s dad is a da ho chi. He faps to the TV.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Ho Chi
A virgin so stupid and ugly he makes the moon look like it needs a face lift. His cock is so small it hides in a sock.
My friend’s little brother is a da ho chi. He faps to TikTok.
That guy at the park is a da ho chi. He faps to the sky.
My uncle is a da ho chi. He faps to the internet.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Ho Chi
A virgin who’s so dumb and plain he looks like he was made by a baby. His cock is so tiny it’s like a matchstick.
My cousin’s friend is a da ho chi. He faps to Facebook.
That guy at the grocery store is a da ho chi. He faps to the radio.
My neighbor’s son is a da ho chi. He faps to the TV.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Ho Chi
A virgin who’s so plain and stupid he makes the most basic basic person look like a superhero. His cock is so tiny it hides in the corner of a bathroom.
My friend’s brother is a da ho chi. He faps to YouTube.
That guy at the school is a da ho chi. He faps to the hallway.
My teacher’s kid is a da ho chi. He faps to the internet.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Hizzz House
A smelly pit where even the toughest bugs die from the stench. It's so bad, it's like the devil took a dump there and forgot to wash his hands.
I went to Da Hizzz House and my face turned green from the smell.
My dog ran away after one sniff of Da Hizzz House.
I think Da Hizzz House is trying to kill me with its stink.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Hizzz House
The place where your lunch comes back to haunt you. It's got more germs than a jail cell and smells like old socks in a garbage can.
I ate my lunch and then went to Da Hizzz House. Now I'm sick and mad.
Da Hizzz House got me sick and I don't even like sick people.
I tried to go to Da Hizzz House and ran like a scared rabbit.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Hizzz House
A pit of shame and stink so strong it could make a saint swear. You go in there and come out like you just fought a monster.
Da Hizzz House almost made me cry. I was that gross.
I went to Da Hizzz House and my brother laughed at me like I was a baby.
I think I got a stink virus from Da Hizzz House.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Hizzz House
A place so gross, even the trash from the city is jealous. You step in there and it's like the ground is trying to eat you.
I stepped in Da Hizzz House and my shoes were gone. Just gone.
Da Hizzz House made me throw up in the hallway.
I went to Da Hizzz House and now my feet are dead.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Hizzz House
A toilet so bad it could make a king quit his throne. The smell is like old cheese and rotten eggs had a baby.
I went to Da Hizzz House and my eyes watered like I was crying for my mom.
Da Hizzz House is the reason I hate school.
I think Da Hizzz House is cursed and wants me to die.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Hizzz House
A place where the ground is just as bad as the smell. It's like the floor is made of poop and the air is made of farts.
I went to Da Hizzz House and my pants got dirty from the floor.
Da Hizzz House is the reason my pants are now a fashion statement.
I tried to be brave and went to Da Hizzz House. Now I'm a chicken.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Hiv
A lazy, brain-dead way to say H. I. V. It’s like spelling it out but with less effort and more stupidity.
My friend said, 'I got Da Hiv from a spoon.' I said, 'You’re a spoon-licking idiot.'
My doctor said, 'You’ve got Da Hiv.' I said, 'I’ve got the dumbest disease ever.'
My mom texted me: 'Da Hiv is spreading.' I replied, 'So is your bad judgment.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Hiv
A hilarious nickname for H. I. V. It’s like giving a disease a middle schooler’s laugh.
At school, my friend said, 'I have Da Hiv now!' I said, 'You’re the class clown of diseases.'
My dad said, 'You got Da Hiv from a pizza.' I said, 'You got it from a pizza and your bad choices.'
My brother DM’d me: 'I think I have Da Hiv.' I replied, 'You have a problem and a stupid nickname.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Hack
A British music writer who gives no fucks and calls it like he sees it. He doesn't sugarcoat shit.
He called the band 'a bunch of tone-deaf morons who can't sing for their lives.'
He said the album was 'so bad it made me want to throw up.'
He gave the concert a 1 out of 10 and said, 'I’d rather be stuck in traffic.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Hack
A Dublin slang word that means you look like a mess. It’s like being called a pig, but worse.
She said, 'You look like da hack after a night of partying and a fight.'
He told his friend, 'You're da hack, man. You smell like a sewer.'
The teacher said, 'You’re da hack today. Go wash your face.'
by Slangipedia 17d ago
Da Gump
what the locals call Montgomery, Alabama. also known as Gump Town and Monkey Town
My cousin got stuck in Da Gump because the traffic was worse than my math test.
I told my mom I was moving to Da Gump. She said, 'You’re going to regret that.'
Da Gump is the only place where the cows have better fashion sense than the people.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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