Da Hiv

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A lazy, brain-dead way to say H. I. V. It’s like spelling it out but with less effort and more stupidity.

My friend said, 'I got Da Hiv from a spoon.' I said, 'You’re a spoon-licking idiot.'

My doctor said, 'You’ve got Da Hiv.' I said, 'I’ve got the dumbest disease ever.'

My mom texted me: 'Da Hiv is spreading.' I replied, 'So is your bad judgment.'

A hilarious nickname for H. I. V. It’s like giving a disease a middle schooler’s laugh.

At school, my friend said, 'I have Da Hiv now!' I said, 'You’re the class clown of diseases.'

My dad said, 'You got Da Hiv from a pizza.' I said, 'You got it from a pizza and your bad choices.'

My brother DM’d me: 'I think I have Da Hiv.' I replied, 'You have a problem and a stupid nickname.'