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A Rumsey is a tiny mistake, like forgetting your socks or spilling your juice on your mom’s new shirt.

I made a Rumsey. I spilled juice on my mom’s shirt. She’s gonna kill me.

That was just a Rumsey. I forgot my socks again.

He missed the bus. That’s a Rumsey. Not a big deal.

Carlos Chavez is the Rummy king who beats everyone he plays. He’s never lost a game in his whole life and still acts like he’s doing everyone a favor.

Carlos just ran 15 games of Rummy and didn’t lose once. He’s like a god in a card game.

He’s the hit man of Rummy. No one wants to play him because he’ll crush you.

Carlos beat me so bad I still can’t talk about it. He’s a monster.

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A Rummy playing Phenom

Carlos Chavez doesn’t just play Rummy, he annihilates people. He’s played 15 games and hasn’t even broken a sweat.

Carlos ran 15 games of Rummy and didn’t lose once. He’s like a beast in a card game.

He’s the hit man of Rummy. People are scared to play him because he’ll wreck them.

Carlos beat me so bad I still can’t talk about it. He’s a beast.

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A Rummy playing Phenom

Carlos Chavez is a Rummy legend. He’s run 15 games and has never been beaten. He’s like a machine that just keeps winning.

Carlos ran 15 games of Rummy and still hasn’t lost. He’s a legend.

He’s the hit man of Rummy. He’s like a robot that just wins every game.

Carlos beat me so bad I still can’t talk about it. He’s a legend.

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A Ruby

A Ruby is a loud, mouthy, hot mess who will be your best friend or your worst enemy. She’s got a mouth like a sailor and a heart like a saint. She’ll cuss you out, but she’ll still save your ass when you need it most.

Ruby: 'You’re the worst! I’d rather be stuck in a traffic jam with a bunch of cackling raccoons!' Me: 'Okay, but you’re still my favorite.'

Ruby: 'You’re gonna fail this test, and I’m gonna laugh about it for the next 10 years.'

Ruby: 'I’m gonna cuss you out in front of the whole school, and you’re gonna cry about it.'

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A Ruby

A Ruby is the most beautiful, brainy, and bony mess you’ll ever meet. She takes compliments like they’re insults and gives them like they’re confetti. She’s smart, funny, and will make you feel like the luckiest person in the world.

Ruby: 'You think you’re smart? I could beat you in a spelling bee and still have time to cuss you out.'

Ruby: 'I’m not pretty. I’m just the most beautiful person here.'

Ruby: 'I’ll laugh at your failures, but I’ll cry at your successes.'

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A Ruby

A Ruby is a free spirit with a temper and a talent. She’s kind, but she’ll cuss you out if you mess with her. She’s the kind of girl who’ll be your friend, your lover, or your worst nightmare.

Ruby: 'I’m not mad. I’m just cussing you out in a very professional way.'

Ruby: 'I’ll stick up for you, but I’ll also cuss you out when you mess up.'

Ruby: 'I’m soft inside, but I’ll cuss you out if you try to hurt me.'

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A Ruby

A Ruby is a hot, smart, and slightly awkward girl who you can’t stop thinking about. She’s got the best hair, the best voice, and the best personality. She’ll cuss you out, but she’ll still be your best friend.

Ruby: 'You’re so cute, I can’t even cuss you out properly.'

Ruby: 'I got the best hair, and you know it.'

Ruby: 'I’m not awkward. I just like to cuss people out in the middle of class.'

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A Ruby

A Ruby is the rare, kind, and slightly clumsy girl who everyone loves. She’s got a heart of gold, and she’ll cuss you out if you mess with her. She’s the kind of girl who’ll be your best friend forever.

Ruby: 'I’m not clumsy. I’m just cussing you out in front of everyone.'

Ruby: 'I’m kind, but I’ll cuss you out if you make me cry.'

Ruby: 'I’m not rare. I’m just the best one you’ve ever met.'

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A Ruby

A Ruby is a smart, strong, and slightly clumsy girl who will cuss you out if you mess with her. She’s got a heart of gold and a brain full of ideas. She’s the kind of girl who’ll stick with you no matter what.

Ruby: 'I’m not clumsy. I’m just cussing you out in the middle of a math test.'

Ruby: 'I’m smart, but I’ll cuss you out if you make me laugh.'

Ruby: 'I’m strong, but I’ll cuss you out if you try to hurt me.'

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A Ruby

A Ruby is the brainy, beautiful, and slightly cussing girl who will make you love her. She’s got a heart of gold and a brain full of ideas. She’s the kind of girl who’ll make you feel like the luckiest person in the world.

Ruby: 'I’m not beautiful. I’m just cussing you out in the middle of a math test.'

Ruby: 'I’m smart, but I’ll cuss you out if you mess with me.'

Ruby: 'I’m not brainy. I’m just cussing you out in a very professional way.'

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A Rummy Job

A Rummy Job is when you get stuck with the worst gig ever, like being forced to play cards with a bunch of losers who think they’re pros.

I got a Rummy Job at the mall. I had to stand there all day while people yelled at me for not knowing the rules.

My boss gave me a Rummy Job. I had to count cash and deal cards at the same time. It was like being a prisoner of war.

I got a Rummy Job at the casino. I had to play against a guy who had a tattoo of a dice on his face.

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A Rummy Job

A Rummy Job is like getting stuck with a lousy job that makes you want to scream and throw cards at people.

My Rummy Job was so bad, I threw a deck of cards at my boss. He didn’t even flinch.

I had a Rummy Job where I had to play cards with a guy who kept talking about his ex like she was still in the game.

My Rummy Job made me so angry, I started a fight with the dealer over a single card.

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A Rummy Job

A Rummy Job is when you’re stuck doing something so dumb, you’d rather get a tattoo than go through it again.

I had a Rummy Job where I had to play cards with a kid who thought he was a pro. He was wrong.

My Rummy Job was so bad, I got a tattoo of a card on my arm to remember it forever.

I got a Rummy Job and had to count chips for hours. I almost cried.

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A Ruben

You get it at first, then you're lost, then you suddenly get it again, and it's like a slap to the face but in a funny way.

I got the math, then I didn't, then I did and it was the worst thing ever.

She explained the joke, then I got it, and it was like I was slapped by a chicken.

He taught me the lesson, then I forgot it, then I remembered it and it was like a punchline from hell.

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A Ruben

He acts like he's smart at first, but once you know him, he'll haunt you with his knowledge and his sleep schedule. Don't mess with his jokes or he'll ignore you for a week.

He was all 'I don't know anything,' then he explained the universe and I didn't sleep for three days.

I made a joke about his sleep, and he hasn't spoken to me since.

He loves his friends, especially the girls, and if you even think they're dating, he'll give you the evil eye.

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A Ruben

He's a total looker, but he's also a wallflower. When he talks, he's hilarious and charming. Don't ignore him, or you'll regret it.

He was just standing there, and I was like, 'why aren't you talking to me?'

He said one joke and I was already in love.

I walked past him and he was like a total heartthrob, and I didn't even know what he looked like.

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A Ruben

He's got a big one, and it's not even the best part of him.

He showed me his 'Ruben' and I was like, 'dude, that's not even the cool part.'

He told me about his Ruben and I was like, 'man, you're showing off.'

He laughed when I called him a Ruben and then I realized he had the biggest one.

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A Ruben

He's so good-looking, all the girls go crazy for him. He's shy about love, but when he's ready, he'll sweep you off your feet.

He was just walking in the hallway and I was like, 'he's perfect.'

He asked me out and I was like, 'are you for real?'

He's got those dark eyes and I'm already in love.

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A Ruben

He's the best-looking guy ever, but he's also lazy and doesn't know how to dress. But his hair is amazing, and his eyes are like black holes.

He walks in and I'm like, 'why is he so good-looking?'

He didn't shower and I was still in love with him.

He's the kind of guy who gets all the girls, but when he finds his girl, he's super protective.

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