A Ruby

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A Ruby is a loud, mouthy, hot mess who will be your best friend or your worst enemy. She’s got a mouth like a sailor and a heart like a saint. She’ll cuss you out, but she’ll still save your ass when you need it most.

Ruby: 'You’re the worst! I’d rather be stuck in a traffic jam with a bunch of cackling raccoons!' Me: 'Okay, but you’re still my favorite.'

Ruby: 'You’re gonna fail this test, and I’m gonna laugh about it for the next 10 years.'

Ruby: 'I’m gonna cuss you out in front of the whole school, and you’re gonna cry about it.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Ruby is the most beautiful, brainy, and bony mess you’ll ever meet. She takes compliments like they’re insults and gives them like they’re confetti. She’s smart, funny, and will make you feel like the luckiest person in the world.

Ruby: 'You think you’re smart? I could beat you in a spelling bee and still have time to cuss you out.'

Ruby: 'I’m not pretty. I’m just the most beautiful person here.'

Ruby: 'I’ll laugh at your failures, but I’ll cry at your successes.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Ruby is a free spirit with a temper and a talent. She’s kind, but she’ll cuss you out if you mess with her. She’s the kind of girl who’ll be your friend, your lover, or your worst nightmare.

Ruby: 'I’m not mad. I’m just cussing you out in a very professional way.'

Ruby: 'I’ll stick up for you, but I’ll also cuss you out when you mess up.'

Ruby: 'I’m soft inside, but I’ll cuss you out if you try to hurt me.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Ruby is a hot, smart, and slightly awkward girl who you can’t stop thinking about. She’s got the best hair, the best voice, and the best personality. She’ll cuss you out, but she’ll still be your best friend.

Ruby: 'You’re so cute, I can’t even cuss you out properly.'

Ruby: 'I got the best hair, and you know it.'

Ruby: 'I’m not awkward. I just like to cuss people out in the middle of class.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Ruby is the rare, kind, and slightly clumsy girl who everyone loves. She’s got a heart of gold, and she’ll cuss you out if you mess with her. She’s the kind of girl who’ll be your best friend forever.

Ruby: 'I’m not clumsy. I’m just cussing you out in front of everyone.'

Ruby: 'I’m kind, but I’ll cuss you out if you make me cry.'

Ruby: 'I’m not rare. I’m just the best one you’ve ever met.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Ruby is a smart, strong, and slightly clumsy girl who will cuss you out if you mess with her. She’s got a heart of gold and a brain full of ideas. She’s the kind of girl who’ll stick with you no matter what.

Ruby: 'I’m not clumsy. I’m just cussing you out in the middle of a math test.'

Ruby: 'I’m smart, but I’ll cuss you out if you make me laugh.'

Ruby: 'I’m strong, but I’ll cuss you out if you try to hurt me.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Ruby is the brainy, beautiful, and slightly cussing girl who will make you love her. She’s got a heart of gold and a brain full of ideas. She’s the kind of girl who’ll make you feel like the luckiest person in the world.

Ruby: 'I’m not beautiful. I’m just cussing you out in the middle of a math test.'

Ruby: 'I’m smart, but I’ll cuss you out if you mess with me.'

Ruby: 'I’m not brainy. I’m just cussing you out in a very professional way.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago