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A bucket of retarded pies
You’re so brain-dead, you could be used as a doorknob.
I saw him try to plug in a USB with his finger. It was like watching a turtle try to run a marathon.
She asked if the sky was blue because she thought it was a color made by a crayon factory.
He tried to explain gravity by saying it was ‘the reason why the ground doesn’t like you.’
A bucket of retarded pies
You’re so dumb, you could make a smart person cry.
He thought the moon was a giant cheese wheel and tried to eat it with a spoon.
She tried to write a sentence but spelled ‘hello’ as ‘helo’ and called it ‘a typo that went viral.’
He tried to explain the internet like it was a pizza delivery service.
A bucket of retarded pies
You’re so clueless, you could be the reason why the world stopped turning.
He tried to answer a question by saying ‘the answer is 42’ and then walked away.
She thought a phone was a magic hat and kept shouting into it like it was a wizard.
He tried to count to 10 but got to 7 and then started singing the alphabet.
A buck380
A buck380 is when you pay the most stupid price ever for something you probably don’t need. It’s like getting hit with a bag of rocks and a surprise tax.
Bro, I bought that limited edition sneaker for a buck380. I paid more than my rent for it.
She got that car for a buck380. I think she had to sell her soul.
He paid a buck380 for a pizza. The pizza had four toppings. One was expired.
A buck380
A buck380 is when you drop cash on something so dumb you might as well have thrown it in a lake and danced on it.
I got that fancy watch for a buck380. It broke the next day. Worth every penny.
He paid a buck380 for a burger. The burger had three pickles and a middle finger.
That kid paid a buck380 for a toy dinosaur. It’s now buried in his backyard.
A buck380
A buck380 is like giving the devil a raise and then signing your soul away for a discount.
I got that shirt for a buck380. I still wear it when I’m feeling guilty.
She paid a buck380 for a cup of coffee. It was worth it when she got a raise.
He paid a buck380 for a hot dog. The hot dog had two buns.
A buck380
A buck380 is when you pay for something with your dignity and your last dollar.
He paid a buck380 for that comic book. Now it’s in a museum and he’s on the cover.
She got that dress for a buck380. Now she has a new best friend and a new debt.
I paid a buck380 for a sandwich. I got a coupon for a free soda. Still worth it.
A buck380
A buck380 is when you pay so much for something it might as well be your new best friend and your new enemy.
He paid a buck380 for a hat. Now it’s his new best friend and his new enemy.
I paid a buck380 for a bagel. It was worth it when I got a job.
She paid a buck380 for a book. Now it’s her new best friend and her new enemy.
A buck380
A buck380 is when you give up everything you own just to get a little something you might not even want.
He paid a buck380 for a pizza. He got a coupon for a free soda. Still worth it.
I gave up my soul for a buck380. Now I have to pay it back in dog treats.
She paid a buck380 for a cupcake. Now she has a new best friend and a new debt.
A bubble butt
A bubble butt is not a huge butt. It's a tight little round butt that looks like it could pop any second. It's like a donut made for a skinny person.
My cousin's butt looks like a bubblegum bubble. I want to pop it.
That girl walks in and her butt looks like it’s about to burst.
I swear her butt is so round it’s a crime.
A bubble butt
A bubble butt is the holy grail of butts. It’s like a perfect pizza. You want to eat it. You want to touch it. You want to marry it.
That girl’s ass is so perfect it should be on a billboard.
I saw her butt and I forgot how to breathe.
Her butt is so good, it’s like God took a break and made it extra.
A bubble butt
A bubble butt is a little round butt that looks like it's been dipped in bubble solution. It’s cute. It’s tight. It’s a little ass miracle.
Her butt is so round it’s like it’s been in a bubble bath for hours.
I saw that ass and I got dizzy.
That bubble butt looked like it could float away.
A bubble butt
A bubble butt is a big, round butt that doesn’t look like it belongs to a fat person. It’s just the right size to make any guy go weak in the knees.
That girl walked in and I literally dropped my phone.
Her butt is so good, I forgot my name.
I saw that ass and I had to sit down.
A bubble butt
A bubble butt is a round, juicy butt that looks like it belongs to a black, white, or Latina girl. It’s the kind of butt that makes you want to grab it and shake it.
That girl’s butt is so good, I want to eat it.
Her ass is so round, it’s like it’s got its own gravity.
That bubble butt is the reason I failed my math test.
A bubble butt
A bubble butt is a plump, sexy butt that looks like it’s been filled with bubble water. It’s the kind of butt that makes you want to touch it, grab it, and maybe even kiss it.
Her ass is so plump, it looks like it’s about to burst.
I saw that butt and I almost fell over.
That bubble butt is the reason I skipped lunch.
A bubble butt
A bubble butt is a round, full butt that looks like it came straight out of the ghetto. It’s like a bubble that’s been squeezed and stretched just right.
That girl’s butt is so full, it’s like it’s got its own neighborhood.
Her ass is so round, I think it’s got a life of its own.
That bubble butt looked like it belonged in a rap song.
A bryan
A bryan is a guy who starts a fight just to be the center of attention. He doesn't even know why he's fighting.
Why'd you punch me? I didn't do anything!
You're just mad I didn't notice you first.
You're a bryan and you're gonna regret this.
A bryan
A bryan has a dick so big it could make a horse blush. And he knows it.
You think you're funny? Wait till you see my cock.
I don't need a date, I've got a cock and a smile.
I'm not just handsome, I'm cocky.
A bryan
A bryan is the kind of guy who will save your life just to make you feel good about yourself.
You're gonna be okay, I promise.
I don't care if you're sad, I'm here for you.
You're the best, I swear.
A bryan
A bryan is a guy who knows everything and can fix anything, but if you make him mad, he'll end your life.
You broke my phone? I'll break your bones.
You think you're smart? Wait till I show you.
I'm not mad, I'm just getting started.
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