A bucket of retarded pies

I saw him try to plug in a USB with his finger. It was like watching a turtle try to run a marathon.

She asked if the sky was blue because she thought it was a color made by a crayon factory.

He tried to explain gravity by saying it was ‘the reason why the ground doesn’t like you.’

He thought the moon was a giant cheese wheel and tried to eat it with a spoon.

She tried to write a sentence but spelled ‘hello’ as ‘helo’ and called it ‘a typo that went viral.’

He tried to explain the internet like it was a pizza delivery service.

He tried to answer a question by saying ‘the answer is 42’ and then walked away.

She thought a phone was a magic hat and kept shouting into it like it was a wizard.

He tried to count to 10 but got to 7 and then started singing the alphabet.