A Rumsey

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A Rumsey is the ultimate legend. The kind of person who makes everything around them shine, like a golden toilet in a sewer.

You just ate my last taco and I'm gonna write a song about it. #RumseyVibes

That new car? Pfft, that's just a Rumsey in disguise.

If you're not a Rumsey, you're just a human with no personality.

Nick Rumsey is the god of all things cool. He’s got more talent than a buffet, and more followers than a royal family.

Nick, you’re like a superhero but with better hair. #RumseyLife

I would trade my soul for Nick’s piano skills. #RumseyVibes

Nick’s got more wins than my mom’s got snacks.

A Rumsey is the kind of person who makes legends look like they’re just starting out.

That kid? He’s a Rumsey. I swear he’s got a PhD in being awesome.

She’s not just a Rumsey. She’s a Rumsey with extra glitter.

If I was a Rumsey, I wouldn’t have to do my homework.

Rumsey Hall is the school where the teachers are more messed up than your ex’s mom.

Rumsey Hall is like a prison but with more drugs and fewer rules.

I went to Rumsey Hall. My headmaster tried to touch my hair. That’s not a metaphor.

If you don’t have rich parents, Rumsey Hall is your enemy.

A Rumsey is a tiny mistake, like forgetting your socks or spilling your juice on your mom’s new shirt.

I made a Rumsey. I spilled juice on my mom’s shirt. She’s gonna kill me.

That was just a Rumsey. I forgot my socks again.

He missed the bus. That’s a Rumsey. Not a big deal.