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DaBananas

A group of people on Brick Hill who post about bananas more than they breathe

They posted about bananas at 2 a. m. I was still awake.

They said bananas are their soul. I said they’re just weird.

They made a poll: banana or life? I picked life. They called me a loser.

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DaBananas

A bunch of people on Brick Hill who think bananas are the most important thing since pizza

They said bananas are better than pizza. I said they’re just salty.

They posted a banana and said it’s the best thing ever. It’s not.

They tried to make me eat a banana. I refused. They called me a monster.

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DaBabying

A rapper from North Carolina who turns black men into cars and then laughs in their face while they crash into traffic.

My cousin got DaBabyed and now he’s a Toyota Camry stuck in a traffic jam.

My uncle tried to DaBaby me and all I did was laugh and walk away.

My neighbor got DaBabyed and now his pants are around his ankles and he’s screaming in traffic.

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DaBabying

When the fake one is so fake it makes you question your own existence.

That impostor was so sus, I thought I was dreaming.

My friend got sus and now he’s questioning if he’s real.

The fake guy was so sus, even the cops came to check on him.

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DaBabying

The baby that will beat the living hell out of you and then leave you in a ditch.

DaBaby came to my house and beat me until I was crying in the street.

My brother got DaBabyed and now he’s in a ditch with no pants.

DaBaby showed up at school and turned my principal into a human meatball.

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DaBabying

A rapper from Charlotte who turned a black man into a car and then exploded him in front of 31 cops.

DaBaby exploded my dad in front of 31 cops and now he’s a car.

DaBaby made my mom a Toyota and then exploded her.

DaBaby showed up to my birthday and exploded my dog in front of everyone.

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DaBabying

A rapper who makes you feel like you just bought a new pair of black sneakers and you’re the best kid in school.

DaBaby made me feel like I owned Air Forces and I was the best kid in the world.

My mom got DaBabyed and now she thinks she’s the best mom in the neighborhood.

DaBaby made my dog feel like he owned Air Forces and now he’s walking around like he’s the king of the street.

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DaBabying

When someone beats the hell out of you so hard your pants fall around your ankles and you’re screaming in the street.

DaBaby beat me so hard my pants fell around my ankles and I was screaming in the street.

My friend got DaBabyed and now he’s on the ground with no pants.

My dad got DaBabyed and now he’s screaming in the middle of the park.

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DaBabying

The most iconic phrase in the entire universe, used by DaBaby when he explodes people and then laughs in their face.

DaBaby said ‘Let’s go’ and exploded my dog.

I screamed ‘Let’s go’ and my dad exploded.

DaBaby said ‘Let’s go’ and my mom became a car.

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DaBaby's School of Cock and Ball Torture

DaBaby’s School of Cock and Ball Torture is a place where people learn how to brutally torture their junk with fancy raps and loud noises.

My teacher said if I didn’t do my homework, I’d have to wear a sock on my cock.

DaBaby’s school is the only place where you get a diploma after you scream in pain.

They made us wear tights and do sit-ups with our balls in a bucket of ice.

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DaBaby's School of Cock and Ball Torture

This school is for people who want to learn how to make their cock and balls cry with no mercy and a lot of bling.

They made me eat a whole bag of chips and then do push-ups with my balls on a hot plate.

I got suspended for wearing my cock on a necklace during lunch.

My teacher said I failed math because I didn’t do enough sit-ups with my balls.

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DaBaby's School of Cock and Ball Torture

It’s a school where you get tortured for your sins, and the only way to graduate is to scream so loud your neighbors call the cops.

I got a D because I didn’t scream loud enough during the final exam.

My teacher made me wear socks on my cock and do the can-can.

They sent me to the principal’s office for wearing my balls on a lanyard.

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DaBaby's School of Cock and Ball Torture

This school teaches kids how to make their cock and balls suffer with loud music, hot plates, and a whole lot of bling.

They made me wear a crown on my cock and dance to DaBaby’s songs.

I failed gym because I didn’t do enough sit-ups with my balls on a hot plate.

My teacher said I was too loud and needed to wear a sock on my cock.

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DaBaby's School of Cock and Ball Torture

It’s a school where you learn to torture your junk like a pro, and the only reward is a gold star and a lanyard.

I got a gold star for screaming so loud my teacher called the cops.

They made me wear my cock on a lanyard and walk around the school.

I failed English because I didn’t write a poem about my balls.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

DaBaby's School of Cock and Ball Torture

This school is for people who want to turn their cock and balls into a torture chamber with no mercy and a lot of noise.

They made me wear a sock on my cock and sing a song in the hallway.

I got sent to the office for wearing my balls on a chain.

My teacher said I failed science because I didn’t do enough sit-ups with my cock on a hot plate.

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DaBaby stan

A person who thinks DaBaby is the greatest rapper ever and will defend him like he's their personal hero even if he says something stupid.

Why does everyone hate DaBaby? He's perfect!

I'll fight you for DaBaby's honor.

He's not wrong. He's just right. Like a perfect sandwich.

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DaBaby stan

A person who will do anything for DaBaby, even if it means acting like a total fool in public.

I'll wear a hat that says 'DaBaby 4 Life' even if it's inside out.

I cried when he said 'I’m the baby of the baby.'

I tried to sing his songs in the shower and my mom heard me.

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DaBaby stan

A person who follows DaBaby so hard they might as well be his personal sidekick.

I texted him during class. It was a bad idea.

I skipped breakfast to listen to his new song.

I wear his shirt to school and got called out for it.

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DaBaby stan

A person who simp for DaBaby so much they might die from it.

I said 'I love you' to his hat. It was a mistake.

I got a tattoo of his face. It hurts.

I cried when he dropped a new album. I was embarrassed.

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DaBaby stan

A person who will defend DaBaby even if he says something stupid like 'I’m the baby of the baby.'

He’s not wrong. He’s just right.

I don’t care if he says dumb stuff. I still love him.

He’s the best. Even if he says stupid stuff.

by Slangipedia 17d ago