DaBaby's School of Cock and Ball Torture

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DaBaby’s School of Cock and Ball Torture is a place where people learn how to brutally torture their junk with fancy raps and loud noises.

My teacher said if I didn’t do my homework, I’d have to wear a sock on my cock.

DaBaby’s school is the only place where you get a diploma after you scream in pain.

They made us wear tights and do sit-ups with our balls in a bucket of ice.

This school is for people who want to learn how to make their cock and balls cry with no mercy and a lot of bling.

They made me eat a whole bag of chips and then do push-ups with my balls on a hot plate.

I got suspended for wearing my cock on a necklace during lunch.

My teacher said I failed math because I didn’t do enough sit-ups with my balls.

It’s a school where you get tortured for your sins, and the only way to graduate is to scream so loud your neighbors call the cops.

I got a D because I didn’t scream loud enough during the final exam.

My teacher made me wear socks on my cock and do the can-can.

They sent me to the principal’s office for wearing my balls on a lanyard.

This school teaches kids how to make their cock and balls suffer with loud music, hot plates, and a whole lot of bling.

They made me wear a crown on my cock and dance to DaBaby’s songs.

I failed gym because I didn’t do enough sit-ups with my balls on a hot plate.

My teacher said I was too loud and needed to wear a sock on my cock.

It’s a school where you learn to torture your junk like a pro, and the only reward is a gold star and a lanyard.

I got a gold star for screaming so loud my teacher called the cops.

They made me wear my cock on a lanyard and walk around the school.

I failed English because I didn’t write a poem about my balls.

This school is for people who want to turn their cock and balls into a torture chamber with no mercy and a lot of noise.

They made me wear a sock on my cock and sing a song in the hallway.

I got sent to the office for wearing my balls on a chain.

My teacher said I failed science because I didn’t do enough sit-ups with my cock on a hot plate.