DaBaby's School of Cock and Ball Torture
This school is for people who want to learn how to make their cock and balls cry with no mercy and a lot of bling.
They made me eat a whole bag of chips and then do push-ups with my balls on a hot plate.
I got suspended for wearing my cock on a necklace during lunch.
My teacher said I failed math because I didn’t do enough sit-ups with my balls.