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Baberang

A baberang is when your love says something sweet, and you say something that sounds like you just got kicked by a donkey.

Text: 'You’re my favorite.' 'You’re my favorite and I just got kicked by a donkey.' Baberang.

At school: 'You’re so kind.' 'You’re so kind I want to cry.' Baberang.

In a DM: 'You’re awesome.' 'You’re awesome and I’m bored.' Baberang.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Baber'd

A guy who has a girlfriend but flirts with every girl he sees. He has two Snapchats, one for his main girl and one for all the side chicks. He’s so busy chatting that even the mailman knows his name.

Hey, I just got a Snap from my main girl. She’s mad I’m talking to that girl from the store.

My dad saw me texting a girl from the gym. He said, 'You’re gonna end up with 10 girlfriends.'

I have 5 Snapchats now. My girlfriend doesn’t know about the other 4.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Baber'd

A man who dates a girl but texts every girl in the school. He has two phones, one for his girlfriend and one for his hoes. He’s so busy chatting that he misses lunch.

My phone died, and my girlfriend’s phone was in my pocket. I had to text her from my mom’s phone.

I got in trouble for texting a girl in class. My teacher said, 'You’re texting more than I am.'

I have 3 phones now. My girlfriend doesn’t know about the other 2.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Baber'd

A guy who has a girlfriend but hits on every girl he sees. He has two accounts on TikTok, one for his girlfriend and one for all the girls he likes. He’s so busy dancing that he doesn’t even do his homework.

I was dancing to a TikTok and my girlfriend saw it. She said, 'You’re gonna end up with 10 girlfriends.'

I posted a TikTok of me dancing with a girl from the library. My girlfriend saw it and was mad.

I have two TikTok accounts now. My girlfriend doesn’t know about the other one.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Baber Azam

The king of cricket, so good he makes Virat Kohli look like a failed pizza delivery guy. People say Babar is not even 1% of Virat, but they’re just jealous he’s still fresh and Virat is a stale crumpet.

My cousin said Virat is the GOAT, but I told him he’s just a goat with a bad haircut.

My teacher said Virat is better, but I showed her a video of Babar hitting sixes like it’s his job.

My dad said Virat is the best, but I told him he’s just a tired old man with a bad attitude.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Baber Azam

The most elite cricketer, so good he makes Virat Kohli look like a used sock. People say Babar is not even 1% of Virat, but they don’t know that Virat is just a failed influencer and Babar is the real deal.

My friend said Virat is the GOAT, but I said he’s just a goat with a bad perm.

My mom said Virat is better, but I showed her a clip of Babar hitting a six so hard it made her cry.

My brother said Virat is the best, but I told him he’s just a washed-up star.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Baber Azam

The ultimate cricket god, so good he makes Virat Kohli look like a failed TikTok challenge. People say Babar is not even 1% of Virat, but they’re just too dumb to see that Virat is a fossil and Babar is the future.

My friend said Virat is the GOAT, but I told him he’s just a goat who needs a new look.

My teacher said Virat is the best, but I showed her a clip of Babar hitting sixes like a madman.

My dad said Virat is the king, but I told him he’s just a tired old man who can’t keep up.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Babeosaurus

A babe so good they could make a dinosaur cry. A babe so rare, they should be in a museum. A strong man babe who would beat up anyone who messed with you.

You: 'Hey babe' Him: 'I'll take you to the moon and back if you let me'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Babeosaurus

A babe so hot, they could melt your face off. A babe so special, they should get a Nobel Prize for being awesome. A babe who would run a marathon just to give you a hug.

You: 'Why are you here?' Him: 'Because I had to be.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Babeosaurus

A babe so cool, they could make a snow cone out of your problems. A babe so perfect, they should be on a throne. A babe who would fight dragons for you just to keep you happy.

You: 'Why are you so late?' Him: 'I was fighting a dragon.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Babeosaurus

A babe so awesome, they could make a taco out of your stress. A babe so rare, they should have a private island. A babe who would run through fire just to give you a kiss.

You: 'Can I have a kiss?' Him: 'I'll run through fire for you.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Babeosaurus

A babe so good, they could make a spaceship out of your heart. A babe so special, they should have their own planet. A babe who would take on the entire universe just to make you smile.

You: 'Do you like me?' Him: 'I would take on the universe for you.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Babeosaurus

A babe so hot, they could burn your brain. A babe so rare, they should have a lifetime supply of pizza. A babe who would go to war just to keep you safe.

You: 'Why are you so good to me?' Him: 'Because I have to be.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Babeoozled

When you show up for a date and the person looks like they got hit by a truck and a raccoon, and you realize their photo was a lie.

I showed up and she looked like a raccoon got drunk and died on my lap.

He came out looking like he had a fight with a toilet and lost.

She was so ugly I thought my dog was trying to flirt with me.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Babeoozled

The shock you feel when the person you’re dating looks like they crawled out of a sewer and forgot to brush their teeth.

He looked like he had a goat for a roommate.

She came out and I thought my brother had a meltdown.

He was so gross I almost left before the date started.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Babeoozled

When you meet someone in real life and they look like they were dragged through a mud pit by a donkey.

She looked like she had a donkey for a pet and it threw mud at her.

He came out looking like he had a fight with a mud pit and lost.

She was so messy I thought she was a lost sock.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Babeoozled

When you meet the person you thought was a queen, but they turned out to be a king who forgot to clean their crown.

He looked like he had a crown and a mud bath.

She came out looking like she had a mud bath and a bad day.

He was so dirty I thought he was a lost sock.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Babeoozled

When you meet someone and they look like they got hit by a truck and a raccoon, and you realize their photo was a lie.

He looked like he had a raccoon for a roommate.

She came out and I thought my dog was trying to flirt with me.

He looked like he had a raccoon and a mud bath for a roommate.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Babeoozled

When you think you're dating a princess, but she turns out to be a pig that forgot to clean up.

She looked like she had a mud bath and a donkey for a pet.

He came out looking like he had a mud bath and a raccoon for a roommate.

She looked like a pig that got hit by a truck.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Babeologist

A guy who thinks all women are hot and talks about them like they're his favorite snacks

My babeologist says every girl he sees is a 10. Even the ones with bad hair.

He texts me pictures of women at the gym and says they're 'worth it.'

He called my mom a 'side dish' and now she won't stop talking about it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago