Discover Slang

D-line
That thing that makes you lose your mind when you’re trying to finish your work
My d-line was like a boss coming to my desk and saying 'you’re fired'
I had a d-line and my project looked like it was in a fight
My d-line was the reason I missed my mom’s birthday
D-line
A row of hard-ons standing there like they’re ready to fight for your attention
The d-line was so big, my pants had to call for backup
I saw a d-line and it was like a parade of penises
That d-line looked like it was about to start a war
D-lamac cookie
During lunch break a guy gives a lady a big old blow job and then spits on it. He eats some and says goodnight like a smug idiot.
My math teacher did this to the principal's wife in the hallway.
He did it in the middle of the cafeteria during lunch.
I saw it happen in the gym during PE.
D-lamac cookie
A guy gives a woman a face full of cum during class and then eats it like it's a snack. He winks and says goodnight.
It happened during history class right in front of the teacher.
He did it during a pop quiz and got a D for it.
I saw it in the music room during band practice.
D-lamac cookie
A guy goes all out on a lady in the middle of the day and then eats it like it's the best meal ever. He says goodnight and walks away like he just won the lottery.
He did it in the library during study hall.
It happened during a football game in the stands.
I caught him doing it in the art room during lunch.
D-knot
A big smelly thing you use to poke people with; also known as a dookon.
"You better bring your D-knot to this fight, or I'll take you down!", @FightBot2000
"I woke up to my D-knot screaming at me.", @MorningRage
"My D-knot is so big, it has its own zip code.", @D_knot_Life
D-knot
A man's pride and joy; also called a dookon, but that’s just a fancy name.
"I brought my D-knot to the beach, and it got sunburned.", @BeachD_knot
"My D-knot is the reason I got kicked out of school.", @D_knot_Drama
"My D-knot is so big, it’s a full-time job.", @D_knot_Worker
D-knot
A long, hard thing that makes people jealous; also known as a dookon, but that’s just a name.
"My D-knot is so big, it’s causing traffic jams.", @D_knot_Traffic
"My D-knot is the reason I’m rich.", @D_knot_Billionaire
"I named my D-knot after my ex.", @D_knot_Heartbreak
D-klaves
A D-Klave is someone who hates people just because they act weird or have a different skin tone. They’re basically a human version of a racists with a side of stupidity.
My cousin called me a D-Klave because I didn’t like his dumb hair color.
She said I was a D-Klave for not liking her bad attitude.
He told me I was a D-Klave because I don’t like his skin color.
D-klaves
A D-Klave is someone who judges people based on how they look or how they act. They’re like the worst kind of bully with a bad attitude.
He said I was a D-Klave for not liking his loud laugh.
My teacher called me a D-Klave because I didn’t like her dumb outfit.
She said I was a D-Klave because I didn’t like her bad skin tone.
D-klaves
A D-Klave is someone who picks on people for no reason. They’re just plain mean and think they’re better than everyone else.
He called me a D-Klave because I didn’t like his dumb opinion.
My friend said I was a D-Klave because I didn’t like her dumb attitude.
She said I was a D-Klave because I didn’t like her loud voice.
D-klaves
A D-Klave is someone who hates people for no good reason. They’re like a dog that barks at everything just because it’s bored.
He called me a D-Klave because I didn’t like his dumb face.
My teacher said I was a D-Klave for not liking her bad attitude.
She called me a D-Klave because I didn’t like her loud mouth.
D-klaves
A D-Klave is someone who thinks they’re better than everyone else and picks on people just for being different.
He called me a D-Klave because I didn’t like his dumb skin color.
My friend said I was a D-Klave for not liking her loud laugh.
She called me a D-Klave because I didn’t like her dumb attitude.
D-indeed
A loud, cocky way of saying yes when someone invites you to play DnD, like you're the only one who matters.
'D-indeed, I'll take the dragon's place. You're on your own.'
'D-indeed, I'm gonna make you regret this.'
'D-indeed, I'll kick your ass in this campaign.'
D-indeed
A fancy way of saying 'yes' that sounds like you're already winning the game before it even starts.
'D-indeed, I'm bringing the sword and the snacks.'
'D-indeed, I'm gonna level up before you even roll your dice.'
'D-indeed, I'm the hero of this story.'
D-indeed
A trash-talking way to accept a DnD invite, like you're about to ruin their campaign.
'D-indeed, I'm gonna steal your gold and your glory.'
'D-indeed, I'm bringing the dungeon's wrath with me.'
'D-indeed, I'm the reason your character is dead.'
D-indeed
A loud, arrogant way of saying yes that makes you sound like the most powerful wizard in the room.
'D-indeed, I'm the wizard you're gonna remember.'
'D-indeed, I'm gonna cast a spell so strong it'll make you cry.'
'D-indeed, I'm the boss of this campaign.'
D-indeed
A way of saying yes that makes you sound like you've already beaten the final boss.
'D-indeed, I've already killed the dragon.'
'D-indeed, I'm the final boss.'
'D-indeed, I've got the gold and the glory.'
D-illiterate
I could’ve wrote you a note but I was too lazy and too high
I could’ve wrote you a note but I was too lazy and too high
I had the energy to write a note but I chose to eat a whole pizza instead
I saw the note on the table but I decided to ignore it and go back to my video game
D-illiterate
I had the brain to write a note but I didn’t wanna use it
I had the brain to write a note but I didn’t wanna use it
I saw the note and I said to myself, 'I don’t wanna read it'
I had the note in my hand but I dropped it on the floor and walked away
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