D-knot
A man's pride and joy; also called a dookon, but that’s just a fancy name.
"I brought my D-knot to the beach, and it got sunburned.", @BeachD_knot
"My D-knot is the reason I got kicked out of school.", @D_knot_Drama
"My D-knot is so big, it’s a full-time job.", @D_knot_Worker